Gummy Jokes

Funniest Gummy Short Jokes

Short gummy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gummy humour may include short gums jokes also.

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
   My 8 year old daughter told me this joke
2. My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless
   It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth
3. Did you hear about the gummy bear with only one leg? He lost the other one in Nom.
   
4. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear.
   I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes.
5. Did you know that according to 911... Choking on a handful of gummies does not constitute a "bear attack."
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)
7. The other day, I was questioning the state of my sanity... ... but the unicorn and the gummy bear told me I was okay.
8. A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear
   How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
   Meet Patty.
9. What do you call a Spanish gummy bear? Delici-oso.
10. What do you call a bear with no teath? a gummy bear! bud dum tsst

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Gummy One Liners

Which gummy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gummy? I can suggest the ones about chewing gum and bubble gum.

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear...
   (From my daughter)
2. Which kind of bears have no teeth? Gummy bears.
3. What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear
4. What do you call a bear without any teeth? a gummy bear!!!
5. Did you hear about the bear with no teeth? He was a real gummy bear.
6. You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo.
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
8. What do you call a large gay man who wears dentures? A gummy bear
9. Why did the bear have no teeth? He was a gummy bear.
10. How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait
11. Gummy bear Hardest thing in the world? Putting it in soft.
12. What do you call a baby cub before it starts teething? A gummy bear
13. I bought some expired gummy bears today. They tasted Haribo-l.
14. I don't know why so many people like gummy bears Everybody calls them Haribo...
15. What do you call gummy semites? Chews!

Gummy Bear Jokes

Here is a list of funny gummy bear jokes and even better gummy bear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear
• I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
• If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears? PHLEGMon
• What did the pregnant gummy bear say I can't bear to bear this berry bear
• Have you guys heard about the accident at the gummy bear factory? Sources say it was Haribo
• What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? ¡Delici**OSO**!
• What do you call a s**... gummy bear? A jelly thot
• How do I use gummy bears when I run out of l**...? I gelatin.

Gummy Worm Jokes

Here is a list of funny gummy worm jokes and even better gummy worm puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What parasites do candy get? What parasites do candy get?
  -Gummy Worms

Playful Gummy Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about gummy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chewy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gummy pranks.