The Best 28 Gummy Bear Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Gummy Bear jokes. There are some gummy bear brown bear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Gummy Bear Jokes and Puns
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear...
(From my daughter)
my brother just called me (11pm) with a joke so funny he was still laughing
**what is a bear without teeth?**
**answer: a gummy bear**
since he made it up all by himself, i informed him that i could no longer publicly claim him as my brother. he understood completely.
My wife said I needed to grow up
I was speechless
It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
a gummy bear!!!
Did you hear about the gummy bear with only one leg?
He lost the other one in Nom.
Did you hear about the bear with no teeth?
He was a real gummy bear.
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear.
I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes.
Did you know that according to 911...
Choking on a handful of gummies does not constitute a "bear attack."
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre?
It was Haribo.
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What do you call a large gay man who wears dentures?
A gummy bear
Why did the bear have no teeth?
He was a gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)
"Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?"
"Because I helped her."
"But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?"
"I helped her eat her gummy bears."
The other day, I was questioning the state of my sanity...
... but the unicorn and the gummy bear told me I was okay.
What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear?
¡Delici**OSO**!
Gummy bear
Hardest thing in the world? Putting it in soft.
What do you call a baby cub before it starts teething?
A gummy bear
What do you call a slutty gummy bear?
A jelly thot
A few dad jokes a customer told me.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Meet Patty.
I don't know why so many people like gummy bears
Everybody calls them Haribo...
I bought some expired gummy bears today.
They tasted Haribo-l.
What do you call a Spanish gummy bear?
Delici-oso.
What do you call a bear with no teath?
a gummy bear! bud dum tsst
How do I use gummy bears when I run out of lube?
I gelatin.
What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?
Gummy Bear
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
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