Following is our collection of Gummy Bear jokes which are very funny. There are some gummy bear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gummy bear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A gummy bear...
(From my daughter)
**what is a bear without teeth?**
**answer: a gummy bear**
since he made it up all by himself, i informed him that i could no longer publicly claim him as my brother. he understood completely.
I was speechless
It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth
A gummy bear
a gummy bear!!!
He lost the other one in Nom.
He was a real gummy bear.
A gummy bear.
I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes.
A gummy bear
It was Haribo.
A gummy bear
You can explore gummy bear reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean gummy bear dad jokes. There are also gummy bear puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
He was a gummy bear.
"Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?"
"Because I helped her."Β
"But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?"
"I helped her eat her gummy bears."
... but the unicorn and the gummy bear told me I was okay.
Β‘Delici**OSO**!
Hardest thing in the world? Putting it in soft.
A gummy bear
A jelly thot
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Meet Patty.
Everybody calls them Haribo...
They tasted Haribo-l.
Delici-oso.
a gummy bear! bud dum tsst
I gelatin.
Gummy Bear
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gummy bear jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working gummy bear piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.