Gummy Bear Jokes

Funniest Gummy Bear Short Jokes

Short gummy bear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gummy bear humour may include short gummy jokes also.

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
   My 8 year old daughter told me this joke
2. My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless
   It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth
3. Did you hear about the gummy bear with only one leg? He lost the other one in Nom.
   
4. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear.
   I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes.
5. Did you know that according to 911... Choking on a handful of gummies does not constitute a "bear attack."
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)
7. The other day, I was questioning the state of my sanity... ... but the unicorn and the gummy bear told me I was okay.
8. A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear
   How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
   Meet Patty.
9. What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear
10. I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

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Gummy Bear One Liners

Which gummy bear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gummy bear? I can suggest the ones about stuffed bear and bubble gum.

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear...
   (From my daughter)
2. Which kind of bears have no teeth? Gummy bears.
3. What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear
4. What do you call a bear without any teeth? a gummy bear!!!
5. Did you hear about the bear with no teeth? He was a real gummy bear.
6. You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo.
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
8. What do you call a large gay man who wears dentures? A gummy bear
9. Why did the bear have no teeth? He was a gummy bear.
10. Gummy bear Hardest thing in the world? Putting it in soft.
11. What do you call a baby cub before it starts teething? A gummy bear
12. I bought some expired gummy bears today. They tasted Haribo-l.
13. I don't know why so many people like gummy bears Everybody calls them Haribo...
14. What do you call a Spanish gummy bear? Delici-oso.
15. What do you call a bear with no teath? a gummy bear! bud dum tsst

Howlingly Hilarious Gummy Bear Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about gummy bear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chewing gum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gummy bear pranks.