Gumball Jokes
5 gumball jokes and hilarious gumball puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gumball that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Look no further for the best gumball jokes from the world of gumball! From dark jokes to mentions of the classic gumball machine, get ready to drop a dime in the joke slots and start having a laugh!
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What is a good gumball joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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BLONDE luck
A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept putting quarters in and getting gumballs out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! I'm winning."
A recently divorced couple were in court
battling over the custody of their child.
The mother spoke first, ranting and raving about what a terrible father her ex husband had been.
The judge asks the father if he had any comments.
The father simply replied:
"If I place a quarter in a gum-ball machine, who get to keep the candy? Me or the gum-ball machine?"
Your Honor... this is why the child should be mine...
Husband: Your honor, when you put a penny in a gumball machine, who gets the gumball?
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An accountant joke
"dont mess with me, ill drop your credit score so low you wont be able to get a loan from a library"
-The amazing world of gumball
My nickname in high school was "Gumball".
Because I only lasted 45 seconds.
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