Gulls Jokes
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The Funniest Gulls Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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A young first officer asks his Captain
A young first officer asks his Captain,
"Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting better at flying?"
And the Captain patiently answers: "Son, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seem like flames?"
"Yes, my sir, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones but without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it."
"Then the moon .. when it touches the calm water reflecting all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all these s**... things instead of focusing on flying the aircraft."
Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: "Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls ("like bagels, get it Dad?").
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bay gulls.
A Texas Biologist
A Texas biologist, who discovered that the life of a porpoise could be prolonged indefinitely if it were fed a steady diet of seagulls, has been arrested at the Louisiana border. He faces charges of transporting gulls across state lines for immortal porpoises.
What are cyborg gulls called.
Eagles.
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