Gullible Jokes

What are some Gullible jokes?

My love life is like Santa Claus.

It exists thanks to gullible six year olds

My wife and I had a huge argument last week. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible.

I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!

My wife keeps on calling me "gullible" and "financially irresponsible".

I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery.

What do you get when you mix a gullible and an optimistic person

Read it again

I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy.

Q: What do you call a gullible vampire?

A: A sucker

Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded...

at how gullible people on the internet are.

Three women- a blond, a brunette, and a red head, are all about to be executed by ISIS

The red head was up first. Right before she was going to be executed she yelled, TORNADO! All of the ISIS members took cover and she escaped. The brunette was the next in line. She followed in the red-head's footprints and this time screamed SANDSTORM! The gullible ISIS members again ducked for cover while she escaped. The blonde thought to herself, This is going to be easy. These people are idiots. The blonde stood with a smug look on the shooting block while the ISIS leader roared, Ready…Aim…. The blonde yelled, FIRE!

Why are pansexuals so gullible?

Because they'll fall for anything.

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds just like "orange"

TIL Merriam-Webster's audio pronunciation of "Gullible" says "Guilty" instead.

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In Alabama, a man who robbed a Subway said he did so because he tried the Subway Diet , but didn't lose weight. Police describe the suspect as armed and extremely gullible.

In New York City, a health department worker was suspended for using a robotic-sounding voice when answering the phone. During the man's suspension, his phone will be answered by an actual robot.

A Maryland man has been charged with sending an email that threatened to kill President Obama. Obama said it was the nicest email he's gotten in months.

In Texas, a man called the police after a woman broke into his home, and performed oral sex on him without his consent. Police arrived on the scene, and the man was arrested.

Keep saying yellow and soon enough

It'll sound like you're saying gullible.

My kids are so gullible.

After all these years, they still think I'm out buying cigarettes.

A genie appears in front of a man, and grants him three wishes.

Man: For my first wish, I would like a TV camera to look at during oppurtune moments.

Genie: Granted. Your second wish?

Man: I wish everyone was super gullible.

Genie: Done. And for your final wish?

Man: I wish for updog.

Genie: What's updog?

Man: Not much, how about you? *Looks into camera*

Did you know that the word "gullible" cannot even be found in the dictionary?

The truth hurts doesn't it?

A man is talking with his pet fish,

The fish tells the man that the word "gullible" is on the ceiling, the man looks and sees nothing on the ceiling.

The fish mutters under it's breath, "Heh, gillable."

A jew called Bernie ran the biggest ponzi schema ever , he took millions from gullible low information people promising them unrealistic returns .

I was talking about Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders you a**holes

Donate 27 $ and we can still win the Presidency !!!

You should pronounce "gif" like the g in gigantic...

Or the "g" in "gullible".

With the recent announcement of microbial life found on Mars...

We're finding out how gullible people can be.

Lemons

If you say "gullible" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

The worst thing you can be is gullible

My friend told me that means you're prone to random attacks by seagulls

Would you believe scientists have crossed sea birds with male cows?

They call it a "Gullible"

I saw an advert on my computer that said "Get ripped in 2 weeks!"

I'm not that gullible.

So instead I went back to my Ghost Hunter show.

If you say gullible very slow it sounds exactly like banana.

Actually, it doesn't.

I'm not gullible.

They told me so.

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