Gull Jokes
26 gull jokes and hilarious gull puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gull that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gull Short Jokes
Short gull jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gull humour may include short gill jokes also.
- I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull
But not quite big enough to be an Eagle - Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: "Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?" Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls ("like bagels, get it Dad?").
- I saw a seagull I saw a huge seagull this morning. It was big enough to be a D gull... But not quite big enough to be an eagle. One thing's for sure, it definitely wasn't a beagle.
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bay gulls.
- If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay?
A Bay Gull - I saw a huge seagull today... It might have been a D-gull
But I don't think it could have been an eagle. - I'm so glad those gulls found love and happiness together. After all, one good tern deserves another.
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Gull One Liners
Which gull one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gull? I can suggest the ones about gust and gulf.
- Why did the oil covered seagull get sued? There can only be one goo gull
- Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls.
- What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish? A Si-gull
- What do you call an invisible seagull A gull
- What kind of bird would make a great action movie star? Steven Sea-gull
- What do you call a blind seagull? A Can't See Gull
- What are cyborg gulls called. Eagles.
- What happens when a seagull goes to the bay? It becomes a bay-gull!
- How do you call a jewish gull? a ba-gull
- Why do they call them sea gulls? If they lived near the bay they would baygulls.
- Puebla just made its national bird a seabird. It's the Gull of Mexico.
- What kind of seagull flies over a bay? A Bay-gull
- Why don't Sea gulls hang out at the bay we would have to call bagels
- What did A and B look for at the beach? A "C" gull!
Uplifting Gull Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about gull you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gourd jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gull pranks.
A Pirate's Life
A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says:
"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"
" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading a canon it blew me hand clean off".
"What about the eye-patch?".
"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped on me eye".
"Well, that doesn't qualify an eye patch, now does it?"
"Arrrgh, it was the first day I got me hook".
If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds just like "orange"
Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Don't believe me, look it up!
If you say gullible very slow it sounds exactly like banana.
Actually, it doesn't.
What does gullible sound like if you say it very slowly?
Orange
I'm not gullible.
They told me so.
Did you know gullible came from ancient Greek?
The prefix 'gulli' meaning 'believing' and the suffix 'ble' meaning 'ble-s**...'.
