Gulf Of Mexico Jokes
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A plane carrying Donald Trump made an emergency landing in New Orleans after alleged engine failure over the Gulf of Mexico.
Turns out there was just a loud whine coming from the right wing.
[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico
Oops wrong sub
Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water.
Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.
They ask a white supremacist if we should change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of US . . .
He replies: I don't care, as long as it's Not Sea ...
What do you call the worlds most famous oil painting?
The Gulf Of Mexico.
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So I wrote some Chuck Norris jokes the other day...
The devil once sold his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't speak, he thinks loudly.
New Orleans didn't flood because of a hurricane. Chuck Norris did a canon ball into the Gulf of Mexico.
Chuck Norris once punched the Tower of Pisa.
Chuck Norris doesn't f**..., because nothing can escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving, the Earth uses a parachute.
When Chuck Norris takes a shower, the soap doesn't clean him. He cleans the soap.
Netflix marathons Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris stared at the sun too long, he wouldn't go blind. The sun would.
If Chuck Norris bit a vampire, the vampire would turn back into a human.
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