The Best 11 Gulf Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gulf jokes. There are some gulf saharan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gulf bayou puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gulf Jokes and Puns

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Q. Why doesn't Texas float away into the gulf?

A. Oklahoma sucks

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?

A gulf club.

Hurricane Nate is said to go straight North from The Gulf in to Alabama

Experts say it will cause millions of dollars worth of improvement.

Gulf joke, Hurricane Nate is said to go straight North from The Gulf in to Alabama

[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico

Oops wrong sub

Why didn't Texas drift into the gulf coast?

Because Oklahoma sucks.


After spending 90 days in the Persian Gulf, a sailor goes to complain to his master chief.

"Chief, I joined the Navy to see the world." The master chief replies, "Sailor, the Earth is 75 percent water. The navy showed you that, if you want to see the other 25 percent, join the army."

Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico?

Because Oklahoma sucks.

Gulf joke, Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico?

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water.

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

They ask a white supremacist if we should change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of US . . .

He replies: I don't care, as long as it's Not Sea ...

What do you call the worlds most famous oil painting?

The Gulf Of Mexico.

Why doesn't Texas drift off into the Gulf of Mexico?

Cuz OU sucks

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