gul Jokes

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Pathan's Interview

A Pathan being interviewed at U.S. Embasy:

CONSULATE: Your name please?
Pathan: Gul khan.
CONSL: Sex?
Pathan: Ten to twelve times a week.
CONSL: I mean male or female?
Pathan: Both male/female & sometimes Camels too.
CONSUL: You seem Ugly !
Pathan: yes Ugly & Pichhli both sides.
CONSL: Freaky Ass!
Pathan: yes sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay.
CONSL: Man are you hostile.
Pathan: Horse style, dog style any style !
Consl: Oh dear.
Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast.

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Which high-ranking Cardassian did Sisko find easiest to fool?

It wasn't Gul Dukat... it was Gul Ebahl!

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What do you call a Kardassian on a boat?

...A sea Gul

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