The Best 24 Guitarists Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Guitarists jokes. There are some guitarists drumsticks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guitarists drummer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Guitarists Jokes and Puns

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer is 50. One to change the lightbulb and 49 to say they can do better.

For you guitarists out there...

After going through a brutal divorce, a woman decides to get revenge. She goes to get ex's house, and proceeds to destroy each and every one of his guitars. When she gets to court, the judge asks her;

"First offender?"

She replies; "No. First a Gibson, then a Fender."

Guitarists joke, For you guitarists out there...

Why do women throw underwear at guitarists at concerts?

Just in case their G-string breaks.

I heard an Iraqi guitar tutor is offering to teach guitarists songs in obscure tunings

Lessons will be in BAGDAD


How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to actually screw it in, and the rest to go..

"Psh. I can do that."

In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

13.

1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better.

Guitarists joke, In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lig

How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six, one to change it and the other five to say how they could do it better.

guitarists are pretty good as bisexual lovers

on the one hand, their fingering must be pretty good; on the other, their wrist action must be pretty good too.

How many guitarists does it take to cover 'Dust In The Wind'?

Evidently all of them.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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Why do women like guitarists?

Because they are good at fingering.

Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door?

Because they don't know when to come in.

How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?

Very Djently.

[dirty] what do guitarists wear during sex

G Strings

Why don't guitarists like ukuleles?

Because they don't fret the small stuff

Guitarists joke, Why don't guitarists like ukuleles?

How many guitarists does it take to replace a light bulb?

2. One to screw it in, and one to say he could do it better.

I hate guitarists...

They're so picky.

How many guitarists are needed to change a light bulb?

Five: one to change the bulb and the other four to tell him how Eric Clapton would do it.

Bonus: How many bass players are needed to change a light bulb?

Nobody cares


There are 10 types of guitarists in the world: those that can only strum a 6 string...

...and those that know bass too.

Why do girls go crazy for guitarists?

Because they're good with their fingering and they know their way around a G-string

Why are violinists braver than guitarists?

They never fret.

TIL about the biggest fail at the Gay Pride Parade concert

None of the guitarists could find their G-string

Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists

She wants the D...major. So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached.

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