Guitarist Bass Jokes
16 guitarist bass jokes and hilarious guitarist bass puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about guitarist bass that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Guitarist Bass Short Jokes
Short guitarist bass jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The guitarist bass humour may include short bass guitarist jokes also.
- What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? A bassist.
(Don't get triggered, I play bass and I find this funny) - How many bass guitarists do you need to change a lightbulb? One. But the guitarist has to show him how to do it first.
- Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door? Because they don't know when to come in.
- There are 10 types of guitarists in the world: those that can only strum a 6 string... ...and those that know bass too.
- If a guitar player is a guitarist and a bass player is a bassist, what is a lyre player? A hipster.
- What's the fastest way to make money as a bass guitarist? Trade your 'need food' sign for one that says 'no amp'
- How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None. They have to get the guitarist to do it for them.
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Guitarist Bass One Liners
Which guitarist bass one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guitarist bass? I can suggest the ones about bass guitar and bass player.
- Why are bass guitarists always safe? Because they stay out of treble.
- How does a bass player pick up girls? He says "Hi I'm a guitarist"
- How does a guitarist protect his guitar from being stolen? He stores in a bass case.
Guitarist Bass Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about guitarist bass you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bassist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guitarist bass pranks.
A man asked Satan...
"How can I become the best guitarist in the world?"
Satan answered, "Give me your soul."
The man was bewildered. "What if I gave you a dollar instead?"
Satan smiled. "Then I'll make you the best bass player in the world."
How many guitarists are needed to change a light bulb?
Five: one to change the bulb and the other four to tell him how Eric Clapton would do it.
Bonus: How many bass players are needed to change a light bulb?
Nobody cares
A bass player found a genie
A bass player found a genie, rubbed it and said I want to be the best bass player in all of America
the genie responded your wish is my command and he spent the next few years touring with some of the biggest bands in the country
He eventually got bored of just staying in America so he found the genie again and said I want to be the best bass player in the world
The genie responded your wish is my command and he was suddenly on a world wide tour.
He eventually got bored and found the genie one more time and said I want to be better than any bass player has ever been
Suddenly he was on tour as the rhythm guitarist of a middle school cover band