Guitar Pick Jokes
10 guitar pick jokes and hilarious guitar pick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about guitar pick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Guitar Pick Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good guitar pick joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What did the guitar at the music store say to the customer browsing through their selection of stringed instruments?
"Pick Me!! Pick Me!!!!!"
Did you hear about the autistic guitar pick?
He's a plectrum on the spectrum.
I'm OK at guitar
but I can't pick up the piano.
I went to the doctor and said my family are all sick of me playing the guitar
He said, if you keep picking it they won't ever get well.
When I finally found the perfect guitar plectrum...
I knew it was a good pick.
A guy walks into a store and says...
A guy walks into a store and says, Excuse me, I'd like to buy a guitar pick and some strings.
The clerk looks at him uncomprehendingly. Pardon?
I'd like a guitar pick, please, and some strings.
The clerk thinks for a moment and says, You're a drummer, aren't you?
Yeah! How did you know?
This is a travel agency.
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A girl i was picking up in a bar once said...
..'I don't think i've ever had s**... with a guy whose been playing guitar at the same time' I replied 'Well... I don't know how many songs i can play in 17 seconds'
I like my women like I like my guitar picks
Thiccc
Why do girls fall for guitar players?
They have good picks
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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