Guitar Lesson Jokes
9 guitar lesson jokes and hilarious guitar lesson puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about guitar lesson that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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For son's birthday, Dad buys him a bass guitar...
...and pays for 5 lessons.
After the first lesson, the boy gets home and Dad asks "What did you learn today?"
"I learned the first 5 notes on the E string." the son says proudly.
After the second lesson, the dad asks "What did you learn this time?"
"I learned the first 5 notes on the A string." the boy says.
After the third lesson, the Dad waits at home for what seems like hours. Around 2am, the son finally comes home, smelling of whiskey and cigarettes.
"Where the h**... have you been?" Dad demands.
"Sorry dad, I had a gig!"
I heard an Iraqi guitar tutor is offering to teach guitarists songs in obscure tunings
Lessons will be in BAGDAD
I signed up for a guitar chord lesson but had to quit because it was too hard.
Which I thought was strange because I was told it would B E C...
Garry Glitter gave me my first guitar lesson the other day
He showed me how to finger A minor
Some of you may be nervous about your first guitar lesson.
Don't fret about it.
TIL Jimi Hendrix didn't die
God just wanted guitar lessons
A person is taking guitar lessons
and he's getting upset that he isn't learning as quickly as he'd like to. So he tells the instructor this and the instructor says, "You'll get the hang of it eventually. Don't fret."
They say John Mayer made a deal with the devil...
Nobody knows what John got, but the devil got guitar lessons!
I always am nervous
Unless I'm at guitar lessons. I never fret in guitar lessons.
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