Guinness World Record Jokes
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Funniest Guinness World Record Short Jokes
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- A man broke the Guinness World Record by playing the same piano key 1,000 times in 1 minute He then went home and broke the world record for most satisfied girlfriend.
- My neighbour holds the Guinness world record for most concussions. He lives very close, just a stone's throw away
- I have a friend who is in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Concussions" He lives about a stones throw away.
- Did you hear about the Irishman who drank 30 beers in 30 minutes? It was a Guinness world record.
- I tried getting into Guinness World record by smashing up music albums I broke a lot of records
*ba dum tis* - The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
- I'm in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's worst musician. But I don't like to blow my own bongo.
- You know, I'm actually in the Guinness Book of World Records... For the most unbelievable lie!
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Guinness World Record One Liners
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- Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records. - What do you call the most beers drank by an Irishman? A Guinness world record.
- I was in the Guinness world record book My names Adam
- What was h**...'s favorite Guinness world record? The worlds largest oven
Guinness World Record Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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A man in California spent 3 months, 2 weeks, 5 days and 19 hours, sculpting and carving the biggest replica Aspirin tablet for the Guinness Book of World Records.... only to find out there was still one bigger and his was second place.
That must have been a hard pill to s**....
Topical Jokes for 9/5/14
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In Oregon, a veterinarian discovered 43 socks in a Great Dane's stomach. The dog was taken to the vet when the owner wanted to find out why his sock drawer was growling.
To ward off evil spirits, a woman in India has married a stray dog. The woman's biggest complaint about being married to a dog — is everything.
A new study has determined that wearing a bra, does not cause breast cancer. The study did find that going without a bra, causes cancer of the eyes.
Eminemn has been entered into the Guinness Book of World Records by having nearly 1,500 words in the song Rap God. And only 700 of those were the f-word.
The World Health Organization announced that doctors should use the blood of Ebola survivors to treat other patients. This was in response to the question, What's the best way to spread the Ebola virus?
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