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My neighbor's in the guinness book of records.
He's had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me, in fact it's just a stone's throw away.
A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news.
I'm sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today'.
'Oh my god!' replied Mary, 'What happened?!'
'He drown in a vat of Guinness Stout' said the worker, sadly.
'That's terrible! Was it a quick death at least?' asked Mary.
'I'm afraid not,' the worker replied, 'He got out twice to take a p**...'.
I tried getting into Guinness World record by smashing up music albums
I broke a lot of records
*ba dum tis*
How drunk are you?
*Me* gets pulled over
*Policeman* how much did you drink?
*Me* depends
*Policeman* on what?
*Me* whether you are a cop or from the guinnes world records
I'm in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's worst musician.
But I don't like to blow my own bongo.
You know, I'm actually in the Guinness Book of World Records...
For the most unbelievable lie!
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