The Best 15 Guinea Pig Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Guinea Pig jokes. There are some guinea pig yob jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guinea pig chickens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Guinea Pig Jokes and Puns

What is a guinea pig's favorite unit of time?

Wheeks.

I'm sorry.

A Guinea pig is the perfect pet....

They only live for 5 days and you don't have to feed or water them.

What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?

A hamster

Guinea Pig joke, What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?

What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig?

A skinny pig.

The US Government spent $365,000 to test the effect of cocaine on quails' sex drive...

The study has been met with fierce criticism by guinea pigs.


A mother brings another hamster home to her son. Excited, he runs to his father and says...

"Papua, New Guinea pig!"

What can get disease and will never live past 4?

A guinea pig you vaccine loving autist!

Btw I'm pro vax just thought this was funny.

Guinea Pig joke, What can get disease and will never live past 4?

Did you know guinea pigs die after having sex?

... at least the one I shagged did

How often do guinea pigs have sex?

Once a wheek wheek wheek wheek!

Guinea Pigs?

I've often wondered what you call a guinea pig who is the first one to try something in his group of friends

I was a Guinea pig in a new drug trial recently.

Then it wore off and I was a boring old human again

You can explore guinea pig turkeys reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean guinea pig borderline dad jokes. There are also guinea pig puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Guinea Pig, in and of it self is not offensive...

I bought my kids a cute Guinea Pig - fine

Your wife is a fat Guinea pig, not so much

My doctor says the key to a healthy brain is regular mental exercise.

So every morning I do some star jumps with a guinea pig sellotaped to my nut sack.

It took dozens and dozens of flushes, and a plunger, but...

my guinea pig's funeral is finally over.

I drove my sister's guinea pig to the vet this morning. My new golf clubs work great!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guinea pig poultry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guinea pig jalapeno piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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