A man travels to New Guinea. He wants to see the natives, but is afraid of cannibals eating him. So he asks the guide: "Are there any cannibals left in this area?"
The guide answers: "No, the last cannibal was eaten just a week ago."
A skinny pig.
The study has been met with fierce criticism by guinea pigs.
"Papua, New Guinea pig!"
... at least the one I shagged did
A guinea pig you vaccine loving autist!
Btw I'm pro vax just thought this was funny.
Once a wheek wheek wheek wheek!
I've often wondered what you call a guinea pig who is the first one to try something in his group of friends
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