The Best 14 Guinea Jokes

Following is our collection of Guinea jokes which are very funny. There are some guinea chieftain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guinea tribe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Guinea Jokes and Puns

What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?

A hamster

A man travels to New Guinea.

A man travels to New Guinea. He wants to see the natives, but is afraid of cannibals eating him. So he asks the guide: "Are there any cannibals left in this area?"

The guide answers: "No, the last cannibal was eaten just a week ago."

What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig?

A skinny pig.

The US Government spent $365,000 to test the effect of cocaine on quails' sex drive...

The study has been met with fierce criticism by guinea pigs.

A mother brings another hamster home to her son. Excited, he runs to his father and says...

"Papua, New Guinea pig!"


Did you know guinea pigs die after having sex?

... at least the one I shagged did

What can get disease and will never live past 4?

A guinea pig you vaccine loving autist!

Btw I'm pro vax just thought this was funny.

Guinea Pigs?

I've often wondered what you call a guinea pig who is the first one to try something in his group of friends

How often do guinea pigs have sex?

Once a wheek wheek wheek wheek!

I was a Guinea pig in a new drug trial recently.

Then it wore off and I was a boring old human again

Guinea Pig, in and of it self is not offensive...

I bought my kids a cute Guinea Pig - fine

Your wife is a fat Guinea pig, not so much

You can explore guinea ghana reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean guinea republic dad jokes. There are also guinea puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's a fun name to call your new Italian Step-Dad?

Papa Guinea

My doctor says the key to a healthy brain is regular mental exercise.

So every morning I do some star jumps with a guinea pig sellotaped to my nut sack.

It took dozens and dozens of flushes, and a plunger, but...

my guinea pig's funeral is finally over.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guinea natives jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guinea guinea pig piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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