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10 guinea jokes and hilarious guinea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about guinea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

From Guinea Fowls to Guinea Pigs and Papua New Guinea to Ghana, explore jokes from all around the world and across the continent! Learn interesting facts about the explorers that gave the countries their names, and get ready for the funniest guinea-based puns on any guinea pig's birthday!

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What is a good guinea joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Where did the guinea pig end up when it came out of the closet?

Gnawnia

Where did the guinea pig go when the pet shop exploded?

Everywhere.

What is a guinea pig's favorite unit of time?

Wheeks.
I'm sorry.

A Guinea pig is the perfect pet....

They only live for 5 days and you don't have to feed or water them.

What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?

A hamster

A man travels to New Guinea.

A man travels to New Guinea. He wants to see the natives, but is afraid of cannibals eating him. So he asks the guide: "Are there any cannibals left in this area?"
The guide answers: "No, the last cannibal was eaten just a week ago."

What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig?

A skinny pig.

What do you call someone who hoards old English coins?

A guinea pig

Grampa O'Malley

A little boy asks Grandpa O'Malley, "Can I have five bucks to buy a guinea pig?"
"Here," says the old man as he hands the boy a $10 bill. "Go get yourself a nice Irish girl instead."

The US Government spent $365,000 to test the effect of c**... on quails' s**... drive...

The study has been met with fierce criticism by guinea pigs.

Guinea joke, The US Government spent $365,000 to test the effect of c**... on quails' s**... drive...

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Guinea joke, The US Government spent $365,000 to test the effect of c**... on quails' s**... drive...

Guinea joke, The US Government spent $365,000 to test the effect of c**... on quails' s**... drive...