Guin Jokes

Funniest Guin Short Jokes

Short guin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The guin humour may include short a pint of guinness jokes also.

1. My neighbor's in the guinness book of records. He's had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me, in fact it's just a stone's throw away.
2. A man emptied a punching bag of its content and filled it with Guinness books. He then proceded to beat all records.
3. A man broke the Guinness World Record by playing the same piano key 1,000 times in 1 minute He then went home and broke the world record for most satisfied girlfriend.
4. A man walks into an Irish bar... A man walks into an Irish bar and orders a tall glass of Guinness. The leprechaun next to him turns and says, Can I borrow a dollar?? I'm a little short.
5. Did you hear about the Irishman who drank 30 beers in 30 minutes? It was a Guinness world record.
6. I tried getting into Guinness World record by smashing up music albums I broke a lot of records
   *ba dum tis*
7. An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
8. Michael O'Leary walks into a bar... ... and says, "I'll have a pint of Guinness please." "Of course sir," the barman says, "and will sir be having a glass with that?"
9. Spencer Chamberlain holds the Guinness record for longest scream at 17 seconds, with the song "Given Up." He was awarded posthumously.
10. The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.

Share These Guin Jokes With Friends

Guin One Liners

Which guin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guin? I can suggest the ones about tom and tall.

1. I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato
2. What do you call a leprechaun drinking a Guinness? Short and Stout!
3. I called my children Lager and Guinness My wife's bitter
4. A made a sandbag out of Guinness Books... ... and now I'm beating all the records.
5. What do you say when Batman Beyond spills your beer? Terry, Me Guinness!
6. Do you know any bird that can write? Pen-guine.
7. Did you hear about the midget that's running low on Guinness? He's short on stout.
8. Chuck Norris has a diary.
   It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
9. What do you call the most beers drank by an Irishman? A Guinness world record.
10. I was in the Guinness world record book My names Adam
11. What was h**...'s favorite Guinness world record? The worlds largest oven

Silly & Ridiculous Guin Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about guin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean john jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guin pranks.