The Best 11 Guin Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Guin jokes. There are some guin winn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guin arthur guinness puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Guin Jokes and Puns

My neighbor's in the guinness book of records.

He's had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me, in fact it's just a stone's throw away.

A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news.

I'm sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today'.

'Oh my god!' replied Mary, 'What happened?!'

'He drown in a vat of Guinness Stout' said the worker, sadly.

'That's terrible! Was it a quick death at least?' asked Mary.

'I'm afraid not,' the worker replied, 'He got out twice to take a piss'.

I tried getting into Guinness World record by smashing up music albums

I broke a lot of records

*ba dum tis*

Guin joke, I tried getting into Guinness World record by smashing up music albums

Did you know guinea pigs die after having sex?

... at least the one I shagged did

What did Guinevere say to king Arthur after sex?

"You Camelot".


Guinea Pigs?

I've often wondered what you call a guinea pig who is the first one to try something in his group of friends

How often do guinea pigs have sex?

Once a wheek wheek wheek wheek!

Guin joke, How often do guinea pigs have sex?

I was a Guinea pig in a new drug trial recently.

Then it wore off and I was a boring old human again

Guinea Pig, in and of it self is not offensive...

I bought my kids a cute Guinea Pig - fine

Your wife is a fat Guinea pig, not so much

I'm in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's worst musician.

But I don't like to blow my own bongo.

You know, I'm actually in the Guinness Book of World Records...

For the most unbelievable lie!

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guin tom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guin a pint of guinness piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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