The Best 3 Guido Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Guido jokes. There are some guido italian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guido italiano puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Guido Jokes and Puns

Little Guido comes home from school crying

Mom: why are you crying

Guido: at school they are calling me mafioso

Mom: don't worry. I'll go to the school and take care of it.

Guido: ok just make sure it looks like an accident

what do you call a turtle dressed as a guido

a slowbro

What do you call it when two stoned cows and a Guido play poker?

A High-Steaks Situation

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guido interpreter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guido carlo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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