The Best 9 Guidelines Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Guidelines jokes. There are some guidelines howto jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guidelines standards puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Guidelines Jokes and Puns

Want to follow social distancing guidelines but still meet with your friends and family?

Just gather in groups of three, as there will be 6 feet between all of you :)

Did you hear that the CDC issues new guidelines today?

They said if your head is far enough up your ass, there's no need to wear a mask.

I can't eat Coleslaw, the flavor is too strong.

I wish they made Coleslaw, but that didn't taste as strong. "Cole's Guidelines and Recommendations" if you will.

Despite CDC guidelines, there's no reason to worry about people not covering their noses with their masks.

They're mouth-breathers anyway.

My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports.

If there was grass on the field, I played ball.


The new government guidelines were getting a bit too high,

We've started calling them guidelights

Yo mamma

Yo mamma so fat she's required to wear a facemask in public because she's physically incapable of adhering to the social distancing guidelines set by the CDC to remain six feet away from people in public. Boom Roasted.

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

I had to contact by ex in Poland.

To confirm that I had her consent for her personal email and phone number and other personal data as per the new European privacy regulations and GDPR guidelines.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guidelines instructions jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guidelines procedures piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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