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Guidelines Jokes

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I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group.

I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline has pushed anyone over the edge yet.

What do you call a Sikh man...

What do you call a Sikh man standing on one leg? Balan Singh
What do you call a Sikh man on his day off? Relak Singh
And what do you call a Sikh man who follows Covid-19 guidelines? Soshal Distan Singh!

Want to follow social distancing guidelines but still meet with your friends and family?

Just gather in groups of three, as there will be 6 feet between all of you :)

Did you hear that the CDC issues new guidelines today?

They said if your head is far enough up your a**..., there's no need to wear a mask.

Where do we get guidelines for handling Covid?

The World Health Organization, that's WHO.

I can't eat Coleslaw, the flavor is too strong.

I wish they made Coleslaw, but that didn't taste as strong. "Cole's Guidelines and Recommendations" if you will.

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