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Guidance Counselor Jokes

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My high school guidance counselor told me I'd never become anything as an adult.

Jokes on her. I became miserable!

My high school guidance counselor told me I'll always be useless

So I became a guidance counselor.

I told my guidance counselor i want to be a comedian when im older, and she just laughed at me.

It's going great so far.

My Future

I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant.

A guidance counselor once told me that I would come into my own some day.

I've been trying for years, but I'm just not flexible enough.

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

Why did all of the frog guidance counselor's students become construction workers?

The only advice he could give them was "rivet, rivet."


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