guevara Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious guevara puns

My friend went on holiday to Havana...

...and asked me what gift I would like him to get for me. I said get me "something Cuban", but he got me a Che Guevara t shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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I asked my parents for something Cuban. They got me a Che Guevara t-shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar

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I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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I named my penis "Che Guevara"...

... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard.

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Why was Che Guevara always drunk?

Because he loved Cuba Libre. Boom boom

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

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Who was a communist with strong bones?

Leche Guevara.

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What are the most funny Guevara jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Guevara? Well, here are the best Guevara dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Guevara pick up lines to share with friends.

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