The Best 6 Guevara Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Guevara jokes. There are some guevara havana jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guevara castro puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Guevara Jokes and Puns

My friend went on holiday to Havana...

...and asked me what gift I would like him to get for me. I said get me "something Cuban", but he got me a Che Guevara t shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

I asked my parents for something Cuban. They got me a Che Guevara t-shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar

Cuban

I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

Who was a communist with strong bones?

Leche Guevara.

Why was Che Guevara always drunk?

Because he loved Cuba Libre. Boom boom


What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guevara call jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guevara fast piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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