Guessing Game Jokes
46 guessing game jokes and hilarious guessing game puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about guessing game that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Guessing Game Short Jokes
Short guessing game jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The guessing game humour may include short board game jokes also.
- Mom: What did you do at school today? Me: We did a guessing game
Mom: But I thought you had a math exam.
Me: That's right! - Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms I guess Toucan play that game
- I heard that Battlefront II removed microtransactions. I guess you can say the game is Crystal clear.
- My addiction to computer gaming started when my family bought a PC in the 90's... I guess that was my Gateway drug.
- We Played the Guessing Game Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We played a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam?
Mark: That's right. - I met a man on the London bridge joke As the sun set on the ridge, he tipped his hat and drew his name and cheated at the guessing game.
What was the man’s name?
The man’s name is Andrew. - At the Duke game zion Williamson's Nike shoe exploded and they lost the game I guess that was a blowout :/
- I'm getting really unlucky during this game of jenga I guess the odds are stacked against me
- Did you hear that they removed some Monopoly game pieces? I guess they were thimbles of an older time.
- I was so excited when I heard that they had turned Guess Who in to a computer game, but they only released it for Macs They couldn't make a PC version
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Guessing Game One Liners
Which guessing game one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guessing game? I can suggest the ones about console game and mind game.
- What's the most popular game at a nursing home? Guess who
- My friends say i'm really bad at bullseye. Guess im just missing the point of the game
- Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?? I guess it's too grue-some.
- Guess what? I don't like guessing games.
- Guess what game I'm not enjoying? Blue Ops 4
- I'm taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
- I like games like Mario Kart, F Zero, and Extreme G I guess you could say I'm a racist
- What was h**...'s favourite drinking game? Guess the juice.
Entertaining Guessing Game Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about guessing game you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hard to guess jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guessing game pranks.
My daughter learned to count!
My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Braves game.
"Daddy," she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. "Guess how old I'm going to be next month."
"I don't know, beauty," I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"
She smiled and held up four fingers.
It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.
Two Flordia football players have been suspended for Saturday's game vs. Tennessee for refusing to take a u**... test...
I guess you might say u**... or your out.
A teacher...
A teacher is playing a guessing game with her students:
"Alright class, I'm thinking of something: it's round, it's red"
An enthusiastic student interrupts
"Teacher! Teacher I know what it is, It's a tomato!"
"No, it's an apple" replied the teacher, "But I like the way you think".
"Let's try again, I'm thinking of something: it's long, it's yellow"
The same student interrupts again "Teacher! Teacher I know what it is, it's a banana!"
"No, it's a pencil" replied the teacher, "But I like the way you think".
Having gotten the hang of the game the student says "Teacher I have one for you, I'm thinking of something: it's in my pants, it's hard, it's got a head on it"
Blushing and embarrassed the teacher shrieks "GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!!"
"No teacher its a quarter" he replied "But I like the way you think".
A man went crazy after losing a game of Mancala
I guess you can say he lost all his marbles
Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage
So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the c**... and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"
This PS4 Pirate Simulator game is rubbish! Bringing your ship into harbour is a nightmare!
I guess it's just a bad port.
A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...
...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'
The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'
The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and s**... mommy's c**...'.
I'm so bad at recording myself playing video games that I've earned the nickname "The Enlarged Prostate"...
I guess I've got a weak stream going.
I googled "Free Games" and I thought I was feeling lucky..
Guess who's just won a £500 Amazon Gift Card and a 2 weeks holdiay to Fiji?!?!
It's insane that car companies, especially Ford, pay hundreds of millions to try to stay ahead of the game
I guess they can't a Ford to lose out
"Ok children, lets play a guessing game..."
"Ok Jimmy", said Ms. Par, " I have something behind my back that is round, orange and is a piece of fruit, what is it?"
"That's easy" says Jimmy, "Its an orange!"
"Nope, its a tangerine, but it shows you're thinking."
Jimmy holds up his hand and says " Ok Ms. Par, I have one for you." the kid reaches into his front pocket and says, "In my hand is something stiff, with a red tip and is about one inch long. What is it?"
"JIMMY!!!!!" exclaims the teacher
The kid smiles, takes his hand out of his pocket and says
"Nope, its a match.... But it shows your thinking!"
There is a game show where the person who pees the farthest wins. Guess the name of the game show.
" u**... It To Win It "
Game of Thrones will be coming later than expected in 2019.
I guess the television shows are closer in spirit to the books than we originally thought.
Guess who
If you think YOU had a hard day...I just got done playing a game of Chinese "Guess Who!"
What did one Fallout game say to Fallout 76?
I guess radroaches weren't the only bugs to survive
A kid tells his mom about a video game
The kid says to his mom about a game, and he's on the final level, level 6**....
The mom gets angry and says Isn't that the devil's number? Quit the game now!
So the son says I guess it was *FATE* that brought us to this point
If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon?
m**....
Nintendo issues cease and desists to fan made games.
I guess they don't like themselves...
Girl guides
I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was
selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting
several homes, she commented on the different styles of
doorbells: some buzzed, some rang, some warbled.
We made a game of guessing what the next bell would sound like.
At the precise moment she touched the doorbell at one house,
the church tower began to chime. She wheeled around with a look
of amazement on her face. "Now THAT'S a a door bell"
Got my wife during the game last night
Hit my wife with this yesterday during the game, paraphrasing:
Wife: so it's the Los Angeles Chargers now?
Me: yeah they moved the team a few years ago
Wife: but aren't the raiders Los Angeles?
Me: no it's Las Vegas
Wife: oh I got the Los and Las mixed up
Me: hmm I guess you're at a Los for words
She didn't like it as much as I did :D
The guessing game
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
\- "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
\- "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
\- "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
