Guessi Jokes
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The guessing game
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
\- "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
\- "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
\- "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "if I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
I'm guessing Trump has been Rick Rolled too many times ...
Because he just gave you up, let you down and deserted you.
Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby?
OB-Gyn Kenobi
I'm guessing that the Banksy painting was from Lars Ulrich's collection.
Seeing as how it was Hardwired to Self-Destruct.
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