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Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home
I guess he's homeless.
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Ski trip [n**...]
Three friends were on a skiing trip in Aspen. After a long day of snow and mountain activity, they returned to their cabin. In an attempt to stay warm, they decided to all three sleep on the same bed.
The next morning, the man on the right side woke up extremely happy, and woke his friends. "Guys! I had the most amazing dream! I dreamed that I got a h**... from a really cute redhead! It felt so real!"
Stunned, the man on the left side said "no way! I had the same dream! And it felt so real! Except I got a h**... from a hot brunette! Ned, let me guess. You had a similar dream about a blonde giving you a h**...?"
The man in the middle says "nah I just had a dream that I was skiing."
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Pick up line for chemists
m**..., eth, prop, bute
guess what? You're cute.
Two Filipino kids go trick or treating on Halloween...
...At the first house they go up to, a lady answers the door.
She says, "oh how cute are you two? Let me guess what you are..."
To the first kid she says, "With your tiara and wand, you must be a princess?"
the first kid says, "Yes! I am a princess!"
The lady says to the second kid, "with your eye patch and your sword, you must be a pirate or a buccaneer?"
the second kid looks at her funny, grabs his ears and says, "I'm a pirate...and these are my buccaneers!"
Another blonde joke.
A blonde has her hair dyed brown. A few days later she's out driving through the countryside when she stops her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she says to the shepherd, If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one? The shepherd agrees, so the blonde thinks for a moment and says, 352. The shepherd is amazed, You're right! Which sheep do you want? The blonde picks the cutest animal. The shepherd says to her, Okay. How's this for a bet? If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?
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