Guess What Chicken Jokes
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- Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one?
B: You can have both
A: Three - Just made a chicken salad... Not even sure if chicken's like salad, but I guess we're about to find out
- I went to a party dressed as an egg and I hooked up with a guy dressed as a chicken.
I guess we have an answer to that age old question.
It was the chicken. - I fed my chickens a chicken wing... I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
- An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, "If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!".
- I heard we're doing egg and chicken jokes An egg and a chicken are in bed getting it on when the egg rolls over and lights a cigarette. The chicken replies "I guess that settles it."
- I heard a chicken in my attic, but I've never seen one in my house before I'm guessing it's a poultrygeist
- I guess politicians are just a bunch of chickens. Ya got the right wing and the left wing.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Sadly, he was hit by a car and passed away shortly after. This would've been his third birthday.
I guess you could say he wanted to get to the other side. - I recently got addicted to this new only chicken diet Guess I'll have to go cold turkey if I want to stop.
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Guess What Chicken One Liners
Which guess what chicken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guess what chicken? I can suggest the ones about eating chicken and kids chicken.
- (Meta) To all the people with disgusting "jokes" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!
- Im terrified of barns Guess that makes me a chicken
- my medium rare chicken recipe was a complete failure I guess it was a half baked idea.
- guess what? chicken but. lol
- This woman c**...-blocked me. I guess I'm not having any chicken for dinner.
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What funny jokes about guess what chicken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken and hen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guess what chicken pranks.
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now..
chicken, pork and beef
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
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Two r**...
A r**... sees another carrying a bag, he stops him and says. Hey buddy what do you have in that bag? The other replies chickens, why? The first says, if i guess how many chickens you got in that bag there can i have one? The r**... holding the bag of chickens says, if you guess how many chickens are in this bag ill give you both of them!
The chicken farm
A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The owner is curious, but doesn't say anything. The same thing happens when the farmer returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks.
When he returns for the fourth time, the owner's curiousity is too much for him, so he asks the farmer why he keeps coming back for so many chicks.
The farmer says, "Well, I guess I must be doing something wrong, but I don't know what. I think I'm either planting them too deep or too close together."
Cletus and Ricky make a bet.
Cletus was having an unlucky day fishing at the creek as he spots Ricky walking towards him with a large bag over his shoulder. Cletus asks Ricky "what's in the bag?" Ricky replies that its a bag full of chickens. Cletus, hungry and with no fish to fry, asks Ricky "Say, how about if I guess how many chickens you got in the bag, you let me have one of 'em?" Ricky tells Cletus, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll let you have all five of them."
My go-to joke: Chicken walks into a bar...
A chicken walks into a bar, meets an egg. They go home together and the sleep together, and when they're done the chicken rolls over in bed, lights a cigarette, takes a drag, and says, "Well, I guess that answers *that* question."
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Tyson Chicken Factory Farm Caught On Hidden Camera Torturing And Neglecting Animals
I guess they were caught choking the chicken?
Chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
The teacher tells little Jack, "I'm going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is."
"It lives on a farm and gives milk"
"A cow?"
"That's correct too, but I meant a goat. What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?"
"A chicken"
"That's correct too but I meant a duck."
Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher: "What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?"
The teacher starts blushing.
"That's correct too but I meant chewing gum."
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Disappointed, Sarah the egg pushed Chris the chicken off her after the shortest s**... of her life.
I guess we answered that question, she said.
My family was coming over for dinner.
So I went to get a chicken out of the freezer when my husband walked up and scared me i turned and knocked him out with a chicken to the forehead.
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I guess you could say he got cold-cocked
