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  1. Two blondes meet at a busy chicken market A: If I can guess how many chickens you have in that bag, can I have one?
    B: You can have both
    A: Three
  2. Just made a chicken salad... Not even sure if chicken's like salad, but I guess we're about to find out
  3. I went to a party dressed as an egg and I hooked up with a guy dressed as a chicken.
    I guess we have an answer to that age old question.
    It was the chicken.
  4. A chicken and an egg are laying in bed... When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says " Well I guess that answers that question."
  5. Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed... Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered THAT question!"
  6. I fed my chickens a chicken wing... I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*
  7. A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg says to herself, "I guess we answered that question."
  8. The Chicken and the Egg are lying in bed... The Chicken takes a drag of a cigarette and says... "Well, I guess that answers that question..."
  9. A CHICKEN AND AN EGG A chicken and an egg walked into a hotel room. 20 minutes later the chicken came out smoking a cigarette and said, "Well, I guess that solves that question."
  10. An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, "If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!".

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Guess What Chicken One Liners

Which guess what chicken one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guess what chicken? I can suggest the ones about eating chicken and kids chicken.

  1. (Meta) To all the people with disgusting "jokes" Guess what......... Chicken Butts!
  2. Im terrified of barns Guess that makes me a chicken
  3. I'm terrified of barns I guess im a chicken
  4. my medium rare chicken recipe was a complete failure I guess it was a half baked idea.
  5. guess what? chicken but. lol
  6. This woman c**...-blocked me. I guess I'm not having any chicken for dinner.

Laughter Guess What Chicken Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about guess what chicken you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chicken and hen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guess what chicken pranks.

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.

The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'' The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess exactly how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

A chicken and an egg are having s**.... The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."

A chicken and an egg are in bed together...

After a couple minutes of awkward fumbling, the chicken sits up, turns the light on, and lights a cigarette. With obvious frustration, the egg says, "Well I guess that answers that question."

So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.

The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now..

chicken, pork and beef

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...

Two r**...

A r**... sees another carrying a bag, he stops him and says. Hey buddy what do you have in that bag? The other replies chickens, why? The first says, if i guess how many chickens you got in that bag there can i have one? The r**... holding the bag of chickens says, if you guess how many chickens are in this bag ill give you both of them!

The chicken and the egg were lying in bed after having s**......

The chicken sighed happily, fluffed the pillows, and lit up a cigarette. The egg frowned and then rolled over in bed. "Well I guess that answers *that* question." he muttered.

The Chicken or The Egg

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette.
The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, "Well, I guess we answered that question."

Chicken and the egg

A chicken and an egg were laying in bed and while the chicken was smoking a cigarette feeling satisfied, the egg rolls over frustrated and says "I guess that answers the question"

The chicken farm

A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The owner is curious, but doesn't say anything. The same thing happens when the farmer returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks.
When he returns for the fourth time, the owner's curiousity is too much for him, so he asks the farmer why he keeps coming back for so many chicks.
The farmer says, "Well, I guess I must be doing something wrong, but I don't know what. I think I'm either planting them too deep or too close together."

I heard we're doing egg and chicken jokes

An egg and a chicken are in bed getting it on when the egg rolls over and lights a cigarette. The chicken replies "I guess that settles it."

Cletus and Ricky make a bet.

Cletus was having an unlucky day fishing at the creek as he spots Ricky walking towards him with a large bag over his shoulder. Cletus asks Ricky "what's in the bag?" Ricky replies that its a bag full of chickens. Cletus, hungry and with no fish to fry, asks Ricky "Say, how about if I guess how many chickens you got in the bag, you let me have one of 'em?" Ricky tells Cletus, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this bag I'll let you have all five of them."

The answer to the most pressing question in human history

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a smile on its face. The egg is staring at the ceiling with a frown on its face. The egg mutters under its breath 'well, I guess we answered That question.'

My go-to joke: Chicken walks into a bar...

A chicken walks into a bar, meets an egg. They go home together and the sleep together, and when they're done the chicken rolls over in bed, lights a cigarette, takes a drag, and says, "Well, I guess that answers *that* question."

The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette...

The chicken turns to the egg and says, "well, I guess we answered that one."

A Chicken and and Egg are laying in bed. Egg is smoking a cigarette...

Chicken says "Well I guess we know who came first."

Tyson Chicken Factory Farm Caught On Hidden Camera Torturing And Neglecting Animals

I guess they were caught choking the chicken?

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, upset, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

An egg and a chicken just finished having s**......

The egg rolls over, lights a cigarette, and says "well, I guess that settles that."

I recently got addicted to this new only chicken diet

Guess I'll have to go cold turkey if I want to stop.

A sack full of chickens

Two r**... walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack. The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight." The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the first r**..., "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack, I'll give them both to you."

Chicken and an egg

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."

A chicken and an egg just finished having s**...

The egg starts smoking a cigarette and says "well I guess we know the answer to that question".

Two blondes meet on a village road.

One of the blondes was carrying a large gunny bag over her shoulder.
'Hey there,' hailed second blonde, 'what is in the bag?'
'Chickens,' came the reply.
'If I guess how many, can I have one?'
'You can have both of them.'
'OK.. five?' Said the second blonde.

The chicken and the egg

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed together after having s**.... The chicken lays back on a pillow and sighs, saying, "well I guess that answers that age old question."

A blonde was walking down the street carrying a bag..

When another blonde rounds a corner and runs into her.
"My apologies! But what is in the bag, may I ask?"
"Oh, just carrying home some chickens for dinner for me and my husband!"
"If I guess how many chickens are in there, may I have one?"
"Hah ! If you can guess how many chickens I have in my bag, you can have *both* of them!" chuckles the blonde
"Umm.. seven?"

The teacher tells little Jack, "I'm going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is."

"It lives on a farm and gives milk"
"A cow?"
"That's correct too, but I meant a goat. What lives on a farm, has feathers and lays eggs?"
"A chicken"
"That's correct too but I meant a duck."
Little Jack, getting annoyed, asks the teacher: "What goes into your mouth hard, and comes out soft and wet?"
The teacher starts blushing.
"That's correct too but I meant chewing gum."

A r**... was walking down the road carrying a bag...

His friend happened to pass by and asked, "Hey, bud, what's in the bag?"
"Chickens," he answered.
"Say, if I can guess how many chickens you got in there, will you give me one?"
"Heck, if you can guess how many, I'll give ya both of 'em!"

Two Blondes....

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.
1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"
2nd blonde: "Chickens."
1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"
2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"
1st blonde: "Well, I think you've got three."

A chicken and an egg were in bed together. The chicken was smoking a cigarette and the egg looked frustrated.

I guess that answers that question.

Chicken and an egg have s**...

Afterwards, the Chicken lights a cigeratte and says: I guess that answers that question.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...

The chicken's got a big, satisfied grin on his face, and he's lying there smoking a cigarette. The egg, on the other hand, doesn't look so happy. Her little brow is furrowed and she has a frustrated frown. She looks at the chicken and grumbles, "Well, I guess we answered that question!"

A chicken and an egg are in bed

A chicken and an egg are in bed together.
The chicken has her arms crossed and is glaring at the egg.
The egg has an amused look on his face and is smoking a cigarette.
After few moments the chicken says:
Well I guess we answered THAT question.

Disappointed, Sarah the egg pushed Chris the chicken off her after the shortest s**... of her life.

I guess we answered that question, she said.

My family was coming over for dinner.

So I went to get a chicken out of the freezer when my husband walked up and scared me i turned and knocked him out with a chicken to the forehead.
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I guess you could say he got cold-cocked

Which came first?

Late one night, a chicken was laying in bed with an egg.
The chicken was laying back, smoking a cigarette, and feeling quite pleased with himself.
The egg was clearly upset and huffed as she rolled onto her side. As she was pulling the blanket over herself, she said in a very annoyed tone of voice...
"Well I guess we finally answered *that* question now didn't we?"

I guess politicians are just a bunch of chickens.

Ya got the right wing and the left wing.

I heard a chicken in my attic, but I've never seen one in my house before

I'm guessing it's a poultrygeist

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sadly, he was hit by a car and passed away shortly after. This would've been his third birthday.
I guess you could say he wanted to get to the other side.

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed together

The egg is smoking a cigarette. It turns to the chicken and says " I guess that answers that question"

A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed.

The Chicken was smoking a cigarette, a satisfied smile on its beak.
The Egg was pouting and looking very frustrated.
Finally, the Egg got up to go to the bathroom. Just before closing the door, it turned around and said to the Chicken:
Well, I guess we settled THAT question once and for all!

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."

Two blondes are walking down the street...

...one of them is carrying a large bag.
The first blonde says " whatcha got in the bag?"
The second blonde says " chickens, I've got chickens in my bag. Tell you what, if you guess
how many ive got, I'll give you both of them"
The first blonde thinks for a second and says ..."three!"

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit p**... off. The egg mutters, Well, I guess we answered THAT question!

The best chicken joke ever!

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is
smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg is frowning and looking a bit p**... off.

The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

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