Guatemala Jokes

Guatemala is known for its amazing culture and heritage. Its people are friendly and welcoming, and its food is delicious. But did you know that Guatemala is also known for its amazing sense of humor? Here are some of the best Guatemalan jokes that will make you laugh out loud.

Hilarious Fun Guatemala Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good guatemala joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How did they get John McAfee out of Guatemala?

McAfee Removal Tool

A joke translated from Spanish that I heard in Guatemala

What are 3 things that t**... and Mormons have in common?
1. They always travel in pairs.
2. One is always bigger than the other.
3. They knock, but never enter.

What do you call a flamboyantly gay guy from Guatemala?

A tropical fruit.

My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp.

Now I get a free ride back to Guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.

TIL in 1972, the Russians attacked their own submarine off the coast of Guatemala

Woops, wrong sub.


The federal government is sending most Americans a $1200 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.
If we buy a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras
and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
If we purchase useless c**... it will go to Taiwan and none of it
will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced
in US.
I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help,

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these guatemala jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of guatemala puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !