Guatemala Jokes
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Guatemala is known for its amazing culture and heritage. Its people are friendly and welcoming, and its food is delicious. But did you know that Guatemala is also known for its amazing sense of humor? Here are some of the best Guatemalan jokes that will make you laugh out loud.
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How did they get John McAfee out of Guatemala?
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A joke translated from Spanish that I heard in Guatemala
What are 3 things that t**... and Mormons have in common?
1. They always travel in pairs.
2. One is always bigger than the other.
3. They knock, but never enter.
What do you call a flamboyantly gay guy from Guatemala?
A tropical fruit.
My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp.
Now I get a free ride back to Guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.
TIL in 1972, the Russians attacked their own submarine off the coast of Guatemala
Woops, wrong sub.
Government
The federal government is sending most Americans a $1200 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.
If we buy a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras
and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
If we purchase useless c**... it will go to Taiwan and none of it
will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced
in US.
I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help,
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