The Best 6 Guatemala Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Guatemala jokes. There are some guatemala venezuela jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guatemala hace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Guatemala Jokes and Puns

How did they get John McAfee out of Guatemala?

McAfee Removal Tool

A joke translated from Spanish that I heard in Guatemala

What are 3 things that testicles and Mormons have in common?

1. They always travel in pairs.
2. One is always bigger than the other.
3. They knock, but never enter.

My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp.

Now I get a free ride back to Guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.

TIL in 1972, the Russians attacked their own submarine off the coast of Guatemala

Woops, wrong sub.

Why do Guatemalans make tamales for Christmas?

So they at least have something to unwrap

Happy holidays !


What do you call a flamboyantly gay guy from Guatemala?

A tropical fruit.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guatemala belize jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guatemala nicaragua piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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