The Best 25 Guardians Jokes

Following is our collection of Guardians jokes which are very funny. There are some guardians henceforth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guardians garde puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Guardians Jokes and Puns

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or I'm leaving to watch Guardians Of The Galaxy.

She said "I'm on my period and Guardians Of The Galaxy is sold out!"

I said, "It's alright, I'll just sneak in through the rear entrance."

What do you call it when there's a movie about the Guardians of the Galaxy before they met Star-Lord?

A pre-Quill.

Guardians joke, What do you call it when there's a movie about the Guardians of the Galaxy before they met Star-Lord

James Gunn has been brought back as the director of Guardians Of The Galaxy 3

I guess you can unfire a Gunn.

If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

He's just a fancy stick figure


What kind of soda do the Guardians of the Galaxy drink?

Groot Beer!

What do you call the IT-department of Samsung?

The Guardians of the Galaxy!

Guardians joke, What do you call the IT-department of Samsung?

The director of the "Guardians of the Galaxy" series will not be making the third part

I guess Disney really knows how to fire a Gunn

After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business.

I Am Grout

Today I become one of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

A job of guard at the Samsung store has always been my dream.

With all this stuff about the Guardians of the Galaxy director being fired,

the biggest surprise is seeing conservatives rally against a Gunn.

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Which of Peter Parker's guardians would keep his secret?

His uncle wouldn't, but his aunt may.

So I made a Guardians of the Galaxy themed soft drink.

I call it Groot beer.

Why is Guardians of the Galaxy 3 ruined no matter what

You can't unfire a Gunn.

What did Rocket Raccoon say after getting stabbed in the back by the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy?

Et tu, Groote?

True story: My gf and I were watching Guardians of the Galaxy, she asks "So wait, what exactly is an infinity stone?"

I said, "I think its some kind of plot device"

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My coworker couldn't decide which grandparents should be her 2 children's legal guardians, so I said to split them up.

Then you only have to decide who gets the top half, who gets the bottom.

In Japan, people are now legally allowed to have 3 maternal guardians.

Here in the states, however, we don't get Mother 3.

If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians

it would be treason.


With all the outrage after a conservative website unearthed offensive tweets by the director of Guardians of the Galaxy...

Does that mean the right are now in favour of Gunn control?

The Sun are running dream team for the World Cup

Given the news papers poor handling of hillsborough I've chosen to use the Guardians version instead

But you can only select left wingers

The mosaic in guardians of the galaxy:

I am grout

Samsung security guards

Also known as Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Chris Pratt's adoptive parents?

Legal Guardians of the Galaxy

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