Guardian Jokes

Funniest Guardian Short Jokes

Short guardian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The guardian humour may include short bodyguard jokes also.

1. what do you call a security guard at a Samsung store "A guardian of the galaxys"
   my 11yo told me this one yesterday, and i thought it needed to be shared with the world 🤣
2. What do you call it when there's a movie about the Guardians of the Galaxy before they met Star-Lord? A pre-Quill.
3. James Gunn has been brought back as the director of Guardians Of The Galaxy 3 I guess you can unfire a Gunn.
4. If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy He's just a fancy stick figure
5. Don't try to steal anything at the Samsung store The guardians of the galaxy won't be happy.
6. The director of the "Guardians of the Galaxy" series will not be making the third part I guess Disney really knows how to fire a Gunn
7. After achieving universal peace, the Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business. I Am Grout
8. Today I become one of the Guardians of the Galaxy. A job of guard at the Samsung store has always been my dream.
9. With all this stuff about the Guardians of the Galaxy director being fired, the biggest surprise is seeing conservatives rally against a Gunn.
10. Which of Peter Parker's guardians would keep his secret? His uncle wouldn't, but his aunt may.

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Guardian One Liners

Which guardian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guardian? I can suggest the ones about life guard and security guard.

1. What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy
2. What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.
3. I finally got my job as a Samsung store guard. Now I'm the Guardian of the Galaxies.
4. What kind of soda do the Guardians of the Galaxy drink? Groot Beer!
5. I call myself the "Guardian of the Galaxy" I work at a Samsung store...
6. What do you call the IT-department of Samsung? The Guardians of the Galaxy!
7. What's a zergling's favourite newspaper? The Guardian.
8. So I made a Guardians of the Galaxy themed soft drink. I call it Groot beer.
9. Why is Guardians of the Galaxy 3 ruined no matter what You can't unfire a Gunn.
10. What do you call a White man in a prison? a Guardian
11. What do you call a guardian of the galaxy that is a potato? Starch-lord
12. The mosaic in guardians of the galaxy: I am grout
13. If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians it would be treason.
14. What do you call Chris Pratt's adoptive parents? Legal Guardians of the Galaxy
15. What's the opposite of the Sun? The Guardian.

Guardian Angel Jokes

Here is a list of funny guardian angel jokes and even better guardian angel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.

Legal Guardian Jokes

Here is a list of funny legal guardian jokes and even better legal guardian puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My coworker couldn't decide which grandparents should be her 2 children's legal guardians, so I said to split them up. Then you only have to decide who gets the top half, who gets the bottom.
• In Japan, people are now legally allowed to have 3 maternal guardians. Here in the states, however, we don't get Mother 3.
• Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato? Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Hilarious Fun Guardian Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about guardian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean armed guards jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guardian pranks.