Guardian Angel Jokes
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We are not grammar n**...,
We are grammar guardian angels.
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I figured out why there are so many m**...-related injuries
that's when all the guardian angels cover their eyes
In the town I have met one older woman, she told me: "
if you give me ten euros, I will pray for your black soul."
I gave her the ten euros, became suspicious, didn't believe her and told her: "ok, but pray for me right now, not in the evening."
The woman has begun: "guardian angel, please, take care of my soul, forgive me all my sins and give me everything I need in my life."
I have asked her only: "for my money?"
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
A man is given a tour of heaven
A man dies and his guardian angel brings him to heaven. The angel says "Alright, how about I give you a tour?" The man follows the angel to many different places and rooms. In some places there are Jews, others Protestants, others Baptists, others Muslim, among others.
After seeing lots of different people, they arrive to a door and the angel stops. "This is where the Catholics are, you have to be very quiet in here." The man is confused but goes into the room anyway.
The Catholics are mostly praying and speaking among themselves and don't notice the man come and go. After they've left the room, the man asks "Why did I have to be quiet in there?"
The angel shrugs and responds, "Oh, we just don't want to upset them. They still seem to think that they're the only ones here."
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Mathematician and engineer in the desert..
An airplane crashed in the middle of the Sahara, and an engineer and mathematician are the only survivors. They start walking and after a couple of days they are near death. An angel comes down and says "I am your guardian angel, and I am going to give you a chance to live. I am going to put cases of water a mile away. But here's the catch...you have to go half way to the water and stop, half way and stop all the way to the water." The two say "Oh thank you, thank you angel!" and walk a half mile and stop, then a quarter mile and stop. Finally, they are 20 steps away, then 10, until they are taking baby steps. The mathematician suddenly shouts in frustration "this is all a cruel joke! We will never actually reach the water! We are going to die!!" The engineer says "Relax d**..., we're close enough already..", and he reaches down and grabs a bottle.
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