Guantanamo Jokes

Funniest Guantanamo Short Jokes

Short guantanamo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The guantanamo humour may include short iodine jokes also.

1. On my way for the latest porsche presentation.. the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight.
   I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911".
   Best regards from Guantanamo.
2. Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay? Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!
3. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay... Sounds great if you don't know what both of those things are.
4. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... Not if Guantanamo Bay has anything to say about it.
5. Bryan Cranston and Brad Pitt are both staring in a new movie about the life of inmates in Guantanamo Bay Out this summer: "Breaking Brad"

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Guantanamo One Liners

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1. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fun if you don't know what either of those are
2. Why was 10 sent to Guantanamo Bay? They found out he was at the middle of 9-11.
3. My girlfriend used to work at an American prison in Cuba. She's my Guantanamo Bae.
4. What's the most expensive thing at Guantanamo Bay? The water bill.
5. Real estate available on Guantanamo Bay! Don't worry about rent - Boarding is free!
6. I fell in love with my captor while being tortured in the US. She was my Guantanamo Bae.
7. Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors? Because they all shot pilots.
8. Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees? Because they're too cagey.
9. Where do esport players go if they get arrested? Guantanamo ebay
10. President Obama is going to cuba... to close the prison at Guantanamo bay
11. What do you call a good looking Muslim man in Guantanamo Bay? Guantanamo bae
12. What do you call a really controlling girlfriend? Guantanamo Bae
13. How do t**... surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay? WATERBOARDING!!!
14. What do you call a beloved t**...? Guantanamo Bae
15. What does a t**... call his Cuban girlfriend? Guantanamo Bay

Silly Guantanamo Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

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