The Best 7 Guam Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Guam jokes. There are some guam sequence jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guam crescent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Guam Jokes and Puns

So I hear

Tickets to Guam are cheap this time of year....

We need to add PR, DC, and Guam as states.

53 is a prime number.

Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.

I agree that white supremacists should have one nation for their race.

Specifically, can we give them Guam?

The US should make DC, Guam, and PR states.

53 is a prime number.

Then we would truly be 1 nation, indivisible.

what do you call two Jamaican guys on Guam?


How long will it take the USA to level if North Korea attacks Guam?

Hafa adai

Thank god Chris Christie wasn't wearing his Stars'n'Stripes speedo on the beach yesterday...

Puerto Rico, Guam, the U.S. Virgin Islands, and the Marianas would've been automatically granted statehood.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guam oahu jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guam runtime piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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