Guacamole Jokes
60 guacamole jokes and hilarious guacamole puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about guacamole that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Guacamole Short Jokes
Short guacamole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The guacamole humour may include short avocado jokes also.
- Since chipotle charges like a $1.30 for guacamole... I wonder if In their bussiness meetings, if they refer to their guac profits as
Avacadough - My long distance girlfriend wanted to see the guacamole I made So I sent her a solicited dip pic
- My 31 year old self came up with this one. What do you say when you spill a bowl of guacamole? Guacward
- I developed a game where you feed avocados to small subterranean mammals! It's called Guacamole!
- My chemistry class had a party My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.
- I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato... Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole
- Accidentally got some guacamole in my eyes... ... and now I think I have guacoma.
Happy Avocado Day! - My friend called and said, " on your drive over later please don't forget to bring all the ingredients for the Guacamole ". I said sure, there's only one problem..........I don't avocado.
- What did the guacamole say to the avocado? RUN!!
- What's A Mexican's Favourite Arcade Game? Guac-A-Mole
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Guacamole One Liners
Which guacamole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guacamole? I can suggest the ones about hummus and burrito.
- There are 6.02*10^23 guacas in a guacamole, This is also known as avocado's number.
- What do chemists make guacamole out of? Avogadros
- What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip? GuacaMOLE
- What's guacamole made of? Guacamolecules
- What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole
- What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT? An LGBT.
- How does a robot eat it's guacamole? Microchips.
- Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich: Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato
- I learned what LGBT stands for! Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato
- What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e
- What happens when you put guacamole in a zip-loc bag? It suffocados.
- How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips
- How do you know when guacamole has gone bad? When it turns guaca-moldy.
- What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados? GuacaMole!
- What do you call guacamole that has turned brown? GuaCACAmole...
Cheeky Guacamole Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about guacamole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tortilla jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guacamole pranks.
People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole.
Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?
Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole?
With Avocado's Constant.
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I hired a p**... to indulge my food f**....
She said that for $500 we could spend the night l**... food off each other's bodies, although if I wanted guacamole it was $1.80 extra.
Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile
Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized.
What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?
Incommunicado
Why is salsa dancing so popular?
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?
Guacamole.
whats the Mexican version of whack a mole?
gua-ca-mole
What's the definition of avocado's number
The amount of particles in one guacamole.
How do you make an anti-socal guacamole?
Chavocado
I was going to drive to the shop to pick up some guacamole...
....but I don't avocado.
What is a hispanics favorite arcade game?
Guac-a-mole.
Guacamole and I want to take a road trip across America...
We don't avocado.
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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really s**... at Guac-a-mole.
Trying to find a good pop-up taco place is like...
playing guacamole.
Why was there no guacamole?
Cause the avocado way.
What did the car selling guacamole say to the female deer?
Avacado
They say you cant judge an avocado...
Until you guacamole in his shoes.
You know how they serve guacamole at restaurants but some places will come to the table and show you how it's made?
They should do that at maternity wards.
