The Best 7 Guaca Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Guaca jokes. There are some guaca avocado jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these guaca coleslaw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Guaca Jokes and Puns

How many guacas in a guacamole


How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?

When it turns guaca-moldy.

What's a guacamole equal to?

6.022140857 x 10^23 guacas.

It's also called Avocado's number.

What's Mexican Fozzie Bear's catch phrase?

"Guaca Guaca!"

What did the guacamole say to the avocado?


Guacamole and I want to take a road trip across America...

We don't avocado.

One guacamole is...

One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the guaca salsa jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working guaca enchilada piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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