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32 guac jokes and hilarious guac puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about guac that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Guac Short Jokes

Short guac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The guac humour may include short mole jokes also.

  1. Since chipotle charges like a $1.30 for guacamole... I wonder if In their bussiness meetings, if they refer to their guac profits as
    Avacadough
  2. Yet again I bought a beetroot that punches avocados. Back with another one of those guac clockin' beets.
  3. whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac.
  4. Did you hear about the tortilla chip that plays baseball? Last week he hit a guac off home run.
  5. What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it? Guac-A-Mole.
  6. How many avocados are in 1 mole of guac? 6.023 x 10^23 . It is also called as the avocado's number.
  7. In my family, we make a sandwich with Lettuce, Guac, Bacon and Tomato We call it the "over the rainbow"
  8. What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!
  9. Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado? I really s**... at Guac-a-mole.

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Guac One Liners

Which guac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with guac? I can suggest the ones about molasses and jalapeno.

  1. What do you call 6.022 x 10^23 molecules of avocado? A guac-mole
  2. What souns does a mexican duck make? Guac
  3. What does a Mexican duck say? Guac Guac
  4. What did the duck say to the avacado? guac guac
  5. I want to open an Aerosmith-themed mexican restaurant ...and call it 'Guac This Way'
  6. What was the Mexican Aerosmith cover band's favorite song to play? Guac this way.
  7. When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!
  8. How Do Avocados Communicate? With Guac-ie-talkies!
  9. What does a duck say when it gets hit by an avocado truck? "Guac, guac!"
  10. What's an avocado's favorite music? Guac N' Roll
  11. What sound do mexican ducks make? Guac! Guac!
  12. What's A Mexican's Favourite Arcade Game? Guac-A-Mole
  13. What is a hispanics favorite arcade game? Guac-a-mole.
  14. What did the duck want on it's burrito? Guac guac guac.
  15. What did the lime say to the salt? Let's go on a guac.

Guac joke, What did the lime say to the salt?

Laughter Guac Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about guac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean burrito jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make guac pranks.

How many guacas in a guacamole

6.02x10^23

What's guacamole made of?

Guacamolecules

Guacamole:

6 x 10E23 guacas.
(That's Avocado's Number)

How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?

When it turns guaca-moldy.

What's a guacamole equal to?

6.022140857 x 10^23 guacas.
It's also called Avocado's number.

Guac joke, What sound do mexican ducks make?