gstrings Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious gstrings puns

Women don't like bass players, apparently...

Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why.


What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings


I've just been fired from my job at the guitar store for sexual misconduct.

I was spending all day fiddling with G-strings.


A local guitarist went to jail today

It was a major incident that involved a few minors and some g-strings.


Why are strippers always shopping for g-strings?

Because they play their guitars too hard!


What do you call staring at g-strings all day?

Captain Ahab Complex


What are the most funny Gstrings jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Gstrings? Well, here are the best Gstrings dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Gstrings pick up lines to share with friends.


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