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I really loved the Harry Potter books. But the Gryffindor ghost, "Nearly Headless Nick" has always annoyed me.
I think it's because he really was poorly executed.
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six.
One Slytherin to break it.
One Gryffindor to volunteer to change it.
Three Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder to ensure the safety of the Gryffindor student.
And one Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic in the first place.
Don't let this election distract you...
From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.
A creature is born of a lion mother and an eagle father. How does he get into Hogwart's?
The Gryffindor
The Gryffindor trio went for a roadtrip.
Halfway there, Harry realised him being the driver forgot to check the meter.
"What were you thinking?", Ron & Hermione exclaimed.
*"Expecto Petroleum?"*
if i opened my Gryffindor
Would you Slytherin?
How does Harry Potter end an argument when leaving the room?
He slams the Gryffindor.
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