Grump Jokes
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A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor's exam, just gleaming with happiness.
Her husband, being a grump, asked: What's got you so happy!?
The woman says, The doctor said I am in great health. He was also impressed and said I have the b**... of a 20 year old!!
The husband scoffs.
Then asked, Really? And what did he say about your 50 year old a**...!?
She responds, I don't know. He never asked about you.
what did the grumpy British man use to scare kids off his lawn?
A "sod off" shotgun
I get really grumpy when the work canteen has Soylent Green on the menu.
I'm really not a people person.
What did the grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
Baaaa humbug.
Who's the grumpiest pirate?
Wastewater Bill- because he only comes once a month!
What did the grumpy doctor say to the hungry cannibal?
Please stop trying my patients!
What was the grumpy man's favourite food?
Angus Burger.
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