The Best 9 Gruesome Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gruesome jokes. There are some gruesome atrocious jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gruesome englishmen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gruesome Jokes and Puns

Back in the civil war, gunshot wounds used to be the most gruesome, awful way to die.

Now it's considered kid stuff.

A woman put her hand up a Scotsman's kilt and squealed - "It's gruesome"

The Scotsman replied- "put your hand up there again and it'll gruesome more"

The Scotsman

A Scotsman was walking down the street in his traditional Scottish attire when he saw a couple of women talking and giggling,

As he approached one of the women asked " is it true the you dont wear anything under your kilt?"

"Aye, why dont you have a peek and find out for yourself"

So the woman lifted his kilt just enough to see his "business" and said "oh thats gruesome"

The Scotsman replied "I think if you'll check again, you'll see its grew some more"




First post, heard this in a song recently, got a good chuckle from it personally

I think it helps to read with a Scottish accent

Today there's been another gruesome murder by the killer that police have nicknamed "The knitting needles killer"

Police fear he may be working to a pattern

A Scottish lass inquired to a man wearing a kilt "Is it true what that say about what's underneath a man's kilt?"

"Place your hand beneath and see for yourself' replied he. She obliged and cried out "Sir, that's gruesome!" He said "If you place your hand back again, you'll find it's gruesome more!"


A Scotsman is at a bar..

A woman at the bar looks on in interest at his kilt, noticing this he yells at her "You can put your hand up there if ya like!"

She can't contain her curiosity, and upon sliding her hand up his kilt she shrieks "Oh it's gruesome!"

He chuckles,

"Put your hand up again lass, It's grew some more!!"

eeny, meeny, kanye, flo

you come to a fork in the road. the path to the left sports a sign guaranteeing a gruesome end to all trespassers. the one to the right looks clear, except for a skinny guy with a hat who freestyles rhyming insults at you. do you risk certain doom… or chance the rapper?

Woman to Scotsman: What do you wear under your kilt?

Scot: Put your hand up and feel.

Woman: Oh! It's gruesome

Scot: Put your hand up again, it's gruesome more!

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature??

I guess it's too grue-some.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gruesome scary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gruesome dreadful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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