Grueling Jokes
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A man and his wife go to a class reunion.....
A man and his wife go to a class reunion after a grueling 4 hour drive. When they arrive they're given name tags and head to the gymnasium.
They start talking to some friends when the wife is starting to get thirsty. So she asks the husband to go get in line to give her some punch.
He returns after 10 minutes with one empty cup, and when the wife asks about her drink the husband replies,
"Sorry honey, the punchline was too long and it wasn't that good"
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I went through a grueling and expensive procedure yesterday, having my spine and BOTH t**... removed
Still, the wedding presents were amazing
Eating porridge I just dropped on the floor is fine
It's the 5 Second Gruel
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Oliver Twist steps up to the master and says...
"Please Sir. I want some more."
The master leans over the table and glowers down at the boy. "Everyday you ask for more, and everyday you get a thrashing for it. Now tell me boy, is the gruel really that good?"
"No Sir, but I love the thrashing."
The Presidents security detail recently underwent months of grueling training.
They no longer go to high alert when he reaches for his wallet.
My Mom's always going through phases, and it would have been great if she was an anti-vaxxer while I was growing up.
I could have died a grueling death at the age of six. Valhalla.
My cousin used to work at a prison's cafeteria
The work was grueling
2 onions fall in love and mate, they give birth to a beautiful son!
One day, they leave the front door open on accident and the young onion rolls out into the world.
While crossing the street, the poor onion child gets flattened in the road...
He is then rushed to the hospital, the father rolling around in the hall, extremely anxious to hear any news.
Finally after a long and grueling surgery, the doctor comes out, removed his mask, wipes the sweat from his brow and calls the father over.
Well, tell me what will happen with my baby boy! Will he live? The father begs
Well calm down, he will live , the doctor says,
He will unfortunately be a vegetable for his entire life though.
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