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What are the best Grudgingly puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Grudgingly? Well here is a complete list of Grudgingly to have fun with:

Two guys are walking down a dark alley

when a mugger approaches them and demand their money.

They both grudgingly pull our their wallets and begin taking out their cash.

Just then, one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Hey, here's that twenty dollars I owe you."


An elementary teacher wanted to introduce physiological notions to her students.

She asks her class: Whoever feels stupid at times stand up!
After a while, little Johnny stands up, grudgingly.
The teacher asks: So Johnny, you feel stupid from time to time?
Little Johnny replies: No ma'am, it's just painful to see you standing all alone.


The mugger

Two guys are walking home from a bar when a mugger approaches them in an alley with a knife and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and says, "Hey, here's that $20 I owe you."


There are two different types of people...

A rich man and a poor man are talking at a Christmas party. The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife for Christmas. He said he got her a Mercedes and a diamond ring. "Why did you get her both? " asked the poor man. "So if she doesn't like one she still has the other", he replied. "What did you get your wife?" "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo," said the poor man. "Why did you get her slippers and a dildo?" Asked the rich man. The poor man grudgingly replied, "so if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."


An old couple are lying in bed one night.

The lady turns to the man and says "I remember when we were young, you used to tell me you loved me". Grudgingly the man replies "Of course I love you". The lady says "And I remember when we were young, you would hold me closely and caress me in your arms". With a sigh, the man puts his arms around his wife and holds her close for a moment. She then continues: "And I remember when we were young, you used to nibble on my ear". With that the man abruptly threw off the covers, got up and strode across the bedroom. "What's wrong?" said his wife. He replied, "Got to go and put my teeth in!"


Two guys are walking down a dark alley...

...when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other, hands him a bill, and says, "Hey, here's that $20 I owe you."


Two Jews walk past a Christian Church.

There was a sign outside saying "If you let us baptize you as a Catholic we'll give you $500 dollars!."

The first Jew raised his eyebrows to the other and said "How about it?". "No!" the other Jew exclaimed, "I'm not forsaking my beliefs for $500!." "Hey money is money| the first Jew shrugged, "besides I'm not even that dedicated to the faith. I'm going in"

Grudgingly the second Jew consents to wait outside while the first Jew goes in to be baptized. He's gone for quite some time, but a couple of hours later he emerges with a beaming smile on his face, looking the picture of spiritual contentment. His curiosity peaked, the second Jew goes up to him and asks, "Well did you get the money?!

"Oh it's all about money with you people!"


A man walks up to the barman

He leans on the counter and says "I'll bet you £5 that I can bite my left eye"

The barman, a bit wary, agrees. Immediately the man smacked himself on the back of his head, knocking his left eye out, as it was a glass one. He then put it in his mouth, bites and returns it to his socket.

The barman grudgingly hands over the fiver and the man says "I bet you another £5 I can bite the other eye". The bartender reasoned that he couldn't have *two* glass eyes so he agreed. The man whipped out his denchers and bit them around his right eye.

The bartender at this point isn't in the best mood but listens when the man offers a final bet, "I bet you, if you spin a shot glass along the bar I can piss in it and not spill a single drop." The bartender wasn't convinced, expecting a trick like before. The man sweetened the deal, offering to, if he fails, give the man the £10 he had won so far back, along with another £30, whereas if he managed it the bartender only had to give him another £5. Finally the bartender agrees.

The bartender spins a glass along the bar and the man aims... He is terrible and gets it all over the bar, barely a drop goes into the glass. The bartender takes the money and is practically jumping with joy, when another man in the corner swore loudly.

The bartender asks the first man "what's wrong with him?"

The first man replies "Oh nothing, I just bet him £2000 I could piss all over the bar and make you happy about it"


The Pope is in the back of a limo enroute to a fancy dinner...

and he strikes up a conversation with the driver. They hit it off and are laughing and joking like they're old friends. Eventually the Pope says "Hey, you know what I've always wanted to do is drive a limo, but I only get to ride around in that dinky little Popemobile. Do you think you could help me out and let me drive this thing for awhile?"

The driver thinks about it and grudgingly accepts his proposal. They pull over and switch places. Pope in the front, driver in the back.

As soon as they're all settled in, the Pope jams on the gas and flies down the road, not even paying attention to the speed limit. He's having the time of his life until he hears the wail of a siren and the ol' red-and-blue in the rearview.

He pulls over and rolls down the window. He looks sheepishly at the police officer. The officer stares, dumbfounded, for a good 10 seconds before saying,

"Hang on a minute, I'm gonna check something."

He jogs back to his car and calls the chief.

"Hey chief... I think I just pulled over someone real important."

"How important?"

"Like, really, REALLY important."

"Depends. Who is it?"

"Well, I don't know for sure, but he's got the motherfucking Pope for a driver."



You've read some of the best grudgingly jokes of all time. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise kids not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty grudgingly gags to your kids. These jokes are updated with new ones in December 2019.

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