Grudgingly Jokes

What are some Grudgingly jokes?

Two guys are walking down a dark alley

when a mugger approaches them and demand their money.

They both grudgingly pull our their wallets and begin taking out their cash.

Just then, one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Hey, here's that twenty dollars I owe you."

An elementary teacher wanted to introduce physiological notions to her students.

She asks her class: Whoever feels stupid at times stand up!
After a while, little Johnny stands up, grudgingly.
The teacher asks: So Johnny, you feel stupid from time to time?
Little Johnny replies: No ma'am, it's just painful to see you standing all alone.

An old couple are lying in bed one night.

The lady turns to the man and says "I remember when we were young, you used to tell me you loved me". Grudgingly the man replies "Of course I love you". The lady says "And I remember when we were young, you would hold me closely and caress me in your arms". With a sigh, the man puts his arms around his wife and holds her close for a moment. She then continues: "And I remember when we were young, you used to nibble on my ear". With that the man abruptly threw off the covers, got up and strode across the bedroom. "What's wrong?" said his wife. He replied, "Got to go and put my teeth in!"

Two kids were sitting in class

The first kid, Mike, was sitting there struggling with his work. The second girl, who was in a wheelchair, Cheryl, was finishing the work extremely quickly.

Mike asked Cheryl to help, and the first time she ignored him.

He asked her again, and she helped him, though she did it grudgingly, and made fun of him for being dumb the whole time. "This is the easiest thing I've done all day", she said laughing.

They both continued to do their own work until the pledge of allegiance came on. All the children except Cheryl stood up.

Halfway through, Mike crouched down to Cheryl and said:

"This is the easiest thing I've done all day".

LPT: How to stop procrastinating

Step one: Prepare to do whatever it is that you need to do

Step two: Do it tomorrow.

This frees you from the work you would have done grudgingly, which decreases the quality anyway.

Two Jews walk past a Christian Church.

There was a sign outside saying "If you let us baptize you as a Catholic we'll give you $500 dollars!."

The first Jew raised his eyebrows to the other and said "How about it?". "No!" the other Jew exclaimed, "I'm not forsaking my beliefs for $500!." "Hey money is money| the first Jew shrugged, "besides I'm not even that dedicated to the faith. I'm going in"

Grudgingly the second Jew consents to wait outside while the first Jew goes in to be baptized. He's gone for quite some time, but a couple of hours later he emerges with a beaming smile on his face, looking the picture of spiritual contentment. His curiosity peaked, the second Jew goes up to him and asks, "Well did you get the money?!

"Oh it's all about money with you people!"

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