Grudge Jokes

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Funniest Grudge Short Jokes

Short grudge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grudge humour may include short spite jokes also.

1. I don't understand why women love singing "Let it go"... ...Since most of them keep grudges for life.
2. My wife holds grudges over the smallest things. She asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. Even after a few weeks, she's still not speaking to me
3. Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm.
   And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue.
   It's been a month now and she's still not speaking to me!
4. What are the three best things about Alzheimer's? You never hold a grudge ...
   You can hide your own Easter eggs ...
   And you meet new people every day!
5. Last year I wrote a joke about how I hold grudges, the audience didn't laugh. I still hate them.
6. I hold a grudge against three letters of the alphabet. Y R U guys causing so much trouble?
7. Owning a restaurant in India is hard, the locals hold a grudge against me but we finally came to a mutual agreement. No beef now.
8. You Should Never Insult a Pregnant Woman. They Always Hold a Grudge. That's because elephants never forget.
9. Everyone tells me I hold grudges just like my dad. They say I'm a chip on the old shoulder.
10. Pregnant Me: "I don't understand how my wife became pregnant. We haven't had s**... for over a year."
    Doctor: "It's what we call a grudge pregnancy. Somebody's obviously had it in for you."

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Grudge One Liners

Which grudge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grudge? I can suggest the ones about revenge and vengeance.

1. if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long
2. I never hold grudges, my father did and I always hated him for it
3. I got my dog from an orphanage like, two years ago. Those orphans STILL hold a grudge.
4. Some people ask me why I never hold a grudge. I've always hated those people.
5. Do you know why Worf holds so many grudges? He klingson to every little thing you say.
6. Why don't vegetarians hold grudges? Because they never have beef with anyone!
7. My best friend told me that i hold grudges too much. I never spoke to him again.
8. A friend asked me once if I bore grudges I told him I burnt bridges.
9. What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to? A grudge.
10. Why doesn't pasta hold grudges? Because it know it's fusilli not to look pasta it!
11. I always have and always will... resent my inability to let go of my grudges. ^^^:o
12. What do you call a gay man that can't let things go? A grudge packer
13. What's black, blue, and red all over? The Grudge at a rave.

Giggle-Inducing Grudge Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about grudge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hatred jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grudge pranks.