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Grownups Jokes

6 grownups jokes and hilarious grownups puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grownups that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comical Grownups Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good grownups joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

From my niece, who doesn't know why grownups are laughing at her joke...

All of Snow White's seven dwarfs were in a hot tub, feeling happy.
So Happy got out.
She's six. Don't know where she heard this.

lego bricks are like b**......

...They're designed for kids, but it's the grown-ups who have more fun with them. Oh, and it hurts when someone steps on them.

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees...

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Little Johnny and the Birds and the Bees

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have s**..., I've got nothing left to believe in."

What do train sets and b**... have in common?

They're both meant for children but grown-ups love them.

What is house arrest for grown-ups?

"Your package will be delivered tomorrow between 9AM and 5PM."


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