The Best 7 Growls Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Growls jokes. There are some growls growl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these growls leaps puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Growls Jokes and Puns

A fox, a wolf and a weasel all go to a restaurant.

The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink.
"Water" says the Fox,
"Coffee" growls the Wolf,
And "Pop!" Goes the Weasel!

An old lady gets into an accident with a midget...

...he gets out of the car, obviously furious, and stomps toward the old woman. "I am *not* happy," he growls.
The old woman, calm as can be, says:
"Well, which one are you, then?"

Dad to his son: Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!

Son: Go on, then.


Son: Dad, that's Superman!

Dad: Thanks, I've been practicing a lot.

Growls joke, Dad to his son:  Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!

One fine day, down at the local diner.

A waitress taking the breakfast order of a mother and her young son is startled when the little boy looks up at her and growls in a low, deep voice:

**"I want to consume the flesh of swine, and the unborn."**

His mother shakes her head, sighs, and says, "Bacon and eggs. He wants bacon and eggs."

A skinny nerd walks into a bar.

Hey! he shouts to one table All you idiots should move to table seven! and to another table he shouts And all you morons should move to table nine! A big ass body builder gets up from the first table and faces the nerd and growls Hey, I'm not an idiot! The nerd straightens his glasses, looks up to the body builder and replies Well, you go sit at table nine then.

A man drives deep into the forest

A man drives deep into the forest to get rid of his cat. He lets her out at an abandoned place. After one hour he gets a phone call from his wife: The cat is back.
The man growls: Ok, can you put her on, I got lost and need directions.

I slept with my 10 year old today...

Unfortunately, he kept waking me up with his barks and growls from the foot of my bed.

Growls joke, I slept with my 10 year old today...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the growls sees jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working growls rawr piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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