Growls Jokes

17 growls jokes and hilarious growls puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about growls that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Growls Short Jokes

Short growls jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The growls humour may include short grumbles jokes also.

  1. Robin turned and shouted, "The Batmobile won't start!" Batman growled, "Check the battery!" Puzzled, Robin wondered... "What's a tery?"
  2. Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."
    "Thank you very much, sir."
  3. What do you call a pig that is cold and growling? A Ham-Brrr-Grrr.
    I made this joke when I was 11. I remember being super proud lol.
  4. While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife, "How do you spell Hawaii?" She replied, "You need two i's."
    Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn't it?"
  5. A fox, a wolf and a weasel all go to a restaurant. The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink.
    "Water" says the Fox,
    "Coffee" growls the wolf,
    And "Pop!" Goes the Weasel!
  6. Do you really have to lick the knife? she growled angrily. Sorry, force of habit. I chuckled. Lots of people do it though, don't they? Yes, but not during surgery, doctor.
  7. A three legged dog limps into a saloon in the old west... He growls, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
  8. I was in a bar last night and this dude said to me, I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!" I growled back... Is that a fret?
  9. *dinosaur at zoo roars at me* "ROAR"
    whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this
    oh its a thesaurus"
  10. I slept with my 10 year old today... Unfortunately, he kept waking me up with his barks and growls from the foot of my bed.

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Growls One Liners

Which growls one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with growls? I can suggest the ones about barks and grins.

  1. I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna.
  2. Where do tigers get their food? At the growl-cery store!
  3. What's lemon and growls? A lemon
  4. Never m**... a death metal singer slowly... They always let out blaring death growls.

Growls joke, Never m**... a death metal singer slowly...

Silly Growls Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about growls you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yells jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make growls pranks.

An old lady gets into an accident with a midget...

...he gets out of the car, obviously furious, and stomps toward the old woman. "I am *not* happy," he growls.
The old woman, calm as can be, says:
"Well, which one are you, then?"

Dad to his son: Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?!

Son: Go on, then.
Son: Dad, that's Superman!
Dad: Thanks, I've been practicing a lot.

One fine day, down at the local diner.

A waitress taking the breakfast order of a mother and her young son is startled when the little boy looks up at her and growls in a low, deep voice:

**"I want to consume the flesh of swine, and the unborn."**

His mother shakes her head, sighs, and says, "Bacon and eggs. He wants bacon and eggs."

A skinny nerd walks into a bar.

Hey! he shouts to one table All you idiots should move to table seven! and to another table he shouts And all you morons should move to table nine! A big a**... body builder gets up from the first table and faces the nerd and growls Hey, I'm not an idiot! The nerd straightens his glasses, looks up to the body builder and replies Well, you go sit at table nine then.

A man drives deep into the forest

A man drives deep into the forest to get rid of his cat. He lets her out at an abandoned place. After one hour he gets a phone call from his wife: The cat is back.
The man growls: Ok, can you put her on, I got lost and need directions.

A man is driving down a country road when he finds himself hopelessly lost.

He pulls over when he sees a farmer leaning up against a fence next to a dog. The man walks up to the farmer and asks him for directions, and the farmer kindly shows him on his way. Before he leaves, the man asks, "excuse me, does your dog bite?"
The farmer says "no he don't bite."
The man goes to pet the dog, and the dog growls and takes a big chunk out of the man's hand, biting down hard with his teeth.
The man pulls back and yells "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?"
The farmer says "That ain't my dog."

In remembrance of my grandmother on the 5 year anniversary of her death, her favorite joke:

A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender takes one look at the bear and says "we don't serve beer to bears at this bar." Incredulous, the bear growls and demands a beer a second time. Again, the bartender states "we do not serve beer to bears at this bar!" At his wit's end, the bear grabs a female bar patron in his mouth and commences to eat her alive. Calmly, the bartender says "not only do we not serve beer to bears at this bar, but we also do not serve bears on drugs." The bear, flabbergasted, exclaims "I've never touched a drug in my life!" To which the bartender replies, "Well, that was a barbituate."

A big, tough guy walks into a bar...

Immediately seeing his massive muscles, and overall dangerous aura, everyone hushes and just stares.
"Listen punks," he growls out. "I run this bar now, and you guys are going by my rules! Everyone on the left side is an i**... loving h**..., and everybody on the right side is a r**... homosexual. Any issues?"
A scrawny, unassuming man from the right side raises a shaky hand.
"And what do YOU want?" The tough guy asks.
He replies "Well sir, what do we do if we belong on both sides?"

Growls joke, Never m**... a death metal singer slowly...