Growin Jokes

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When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian...

Nobody's laughing now.

When I was growing up, we were so poor...

...my father cut holes in my pants pockets so I'd have something to play with.

Growing up, whenever I told my father, 'It's really nice out!'...

He'd reply, 'Yeah, I had it out a minute ago, I thought it was great, too!'
And so went my childhood...

A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children.

Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, "Even Master Jedi use spoons."

Growing up my mom told me...

I could be anybody I wanted to. Turns out this is called identity theft.

Growing old is a lot like grammar

The past is perfect and the present, tense

Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants...

Neither of them really worked.

I tried growing some thin fruit last month

But there's been slim pickings.

Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much,

He would burn them every time he saw one.

when i was growing up. our tv had a bunch of channels

My favorite channel was "Broil"

Growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now that I'm old, I've realised

I should have been more specific.

Growing up, it always my childhood dream to study populations...

...then I came to my census

Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different.

At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."

Growing up, I thought of spiders the same way as I thought of my favorite uncle.

I'll play with it for a while, but I don't want it in my bed.

I should probably take up growing fruit trees

Because people keep telling me I should grow a pear.

Growing up, I knew I had what it takes to become a mime...

But my father didn't see it.

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They're now growing m**... underneath the ocean

I guess they'll call it..."sea-w**..."!

Growing tomatoes is great

Great way to waste 3 months trying to save $4.15

Growing up, my dad said we should treat him like a god...

...so we pretty much ignored him until we were sick, hurt, or broke.

Growing up in a rough area

I grew up in a rough area. When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head
Life was tough in the Gateau.

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Growing up I had r**... hormones

My parents had to beat it out of me

Growing up in the film industry, Harvey Weinstein was a huge influence for me.

He really touched me.