Growin Jokes

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When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian...

Nobody's laughing now.

When I was growing up, we were so poor...

...my father cut holes in my pants pockets so I'd have something to play with.

Growing up, whenever I told my father, 'It's really nice out!'...

He'd reply, 'Yeah, I had it out a minute ago, I thought it was great, too!'
And so went my childhood...

Growing up my girlfriend was called the human calculator...

but that's just because 14 year old boys would have her do handstands so they could see her boobies.

When I was growing up my parents used to tell me that I can be anyone I wanted.

Now the police call that Identity theft.

Growing up my mom told me...

I could be anybody I wanted to. Turns out this is called identity theft.

Growing old is a lot like grammar

The past is perfect and the present, tense

Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants...

Neither of them really worked.

Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much,

He would burn them every time he saw one.

Growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now that I'm old, I've realised

I should have been more specific.

Growing up, it always my childhood dream to study populations...

...then I came to my census

When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a t**... subject...

These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

I should probably take up growing fruit trees

Because people keep telling me I should grow a pear.

They're now growing m**... underneath the ocean

I guess they'll call it..."sea-w**..."!

Growing tomatoes is great

Great way to waste 3 months trying to save $4.15

Growing up, my dad said we should treat him like a god...

...so we pretty much ignored him until we were sick, hurt, or broke.

Growing up in a rough area

I grew up in a rough area. When I was a kid people used to cover me in Chocolate and cream and put a Cherry on top of my head
Life was tough in the Gateau.

Growing up in the film industry, Harvey Weinstein was a huge influence for me.

He really touched me.

Growing old

First you forget names;
Then you forget faces;
Then you forget to zip up your fly;
And then you forget to unzip your fly.

Growing up, I was so bright

my mom called me Sun.

Growing up we were so poor

We had to play Dungeons OR Dragons.

Growing up my father told me to "only trust a man as far as you can throw him."

That's why I trust babies so much.