Groupie Jokes

6 groupie jokes and hilarious groupie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about groupie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie?


A date with the lead guitarist

This groupie finally got a date with the lead guitarist of her band.
The next day, her friends asked her how things went. "Well", she replied, "it was frustrating... the guy spent half his time tuning up and the other half playing out of rhythm."

What did the h**... infested group of singers give to the groupie?

Band Aids

What does a groupie of an Australian folk music group say when she tries to get with a band member?

Didgeridoo me

What's the worst news that you can give to a groupie?

"You get the bass player."

When I was in college , I knew a girl named America

She was a groupie for the anarchist club

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