Group Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Group puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Group

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?

Why must it be a group activity?

Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?

Well, technically it's only a murder if there's probable caws.

My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school.

I said, Yes, but I was part of the control group.

Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join...

She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former


What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What's the male version of a Karen called?

I don't know but a group of them is called a Senate.

They say one in ten men are homosexual

In my group of friends I'm pretty sure it's Marc. He's really cute

I'm a tour guide at a museum, and when I told a group that the fossil they were looking at was 65 million years and 3 weeks old, they asked me where the 3 weeks came from.

I said well it was 65 millions years old when I was hired here, and that was 3 weeks ago.

I was raped by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things to me

Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists...

They did unspeakable things to me.


There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery...

The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."

COP: Where were you the night of the murder?

CROW: I was with a group of friends

COP: What would you call that group?

CROW: …I want a lawyer

Is it okay to hate a certain race?

I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.

How to find out if you're old or not:

Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young. If they panic, you're old.

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)

An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The ¿Qué Qué Qué?

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first says, I'll have a beer. The second says, I'll have half a beer. The third says, I'll have a quarter of a beer. Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. Come on, now, he says to the group, You guys have got to learn your limits.


What is the name of a rock group that has four members yet none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

I am disgusted by the youth of today....

Let me start by saying my girlfriend is 20 years younger than me. I am 39 and my girlfriend is 19, the amount of abuse I got from a group of teenagers inside the restaurant was nothing short of vile.....comments like PEADO NONCE KIDDY FIDDLER

It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.

One soldier

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out."
As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking...

and then I saw her face...

A child with an imaginary friend is normal

An adult with an imaginary friend is strange,

And a group of people with an imaginary friend is called religion.

They say that 1 out of a group of 5 guys is gay....

I'm really hoping it's Jake, because he's *super cute*.

If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns

Go for the juggler

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel.

They were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories when the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off.

''Because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

Which rock group has 4 men that can't sing?

Mount Rushmore

My friends and I experimented with sex in high school...

I was the control group

A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner.

Their waitress walks by and asks "Is anything alright?"

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

What does Chris Brown call a group of his ex-girlfriends?

The punch line

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer....

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.

A muslim man came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I phoned the police..

He's probably part of an extreme mist group

The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly

Sherman marched to the sea

When I was a child, I was raped by a group of mimes.

They performed unspeakable acts on me.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

A study conducted by a group of scientists shows that women that have more than 25% body fat live longer than the men who mention it to them

The Artist

I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.

what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music

mount rushmore

I went shopping with my wife today...

When I came across a group of women in short skirts.

I looked over to my wife and said "Ooh, I bet you wish you had legs like *those*"

She didn't say anything, but I could tell she was upset; I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp into Waitrose.

What do you call a group of unvaccinated children?

A Plagueround

A group of teenagers robbed our local supermarket and stole 180 cans of red bull.

I don't know how these people can sleep at night.

How do you spot a gay man in a group of naked women?

It's not hard.

What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers..

Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

Saw a group of 4 guys beating up an old guy earlier and decided to step in

He never stood a chance against 5 of us

A group of deaf people get together to protest

The group begins chanting

What do we want?

Hearing aids!

When do we want them?

Hearing aids!

Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts?

Wand Erection.

What do you call a group of crows who see food?

A tempted murder.

I'll see myself out now.

What do you call a group of monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime Mates

The difference between a rock band and a jazz group

The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.

The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.

Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer'

Well, it turns out writing "my money is on cancer every time" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.

What do you get when you cross necrophilia with group sex?

Popping open a cold one with the boys

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does everything have to be a group activity?

When I die...

I want the people who I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

An alcoholic is sitting at a bar

He orders two shots. He proceeds to pour out the first one all over the bar, downs the second one and then orders two more. He pours out the first one on the bar, downs the second one and orders two more.

The bartender asks him why he keeps pouring out the first shot all over the bar.

The alcoholic replies with "My AA group said all I need to do is avoid that first drink."

What does a group of Italians say when they start a diet?

Ciao belli

What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians?

Comic Sans

One group of people still can't get married in the US

Ugly people

Was walking by a mental hospital when...

I was walking down the street in front of a mental hospital when I heard a large group of people chanting 14, 14, 14, 14. My curiosity got the better of me so I peered through a small hole in the fence at which point a finger immediately poked me in the eye. After a short round of celebration I then heard the people start chanting 15, 15, 15, 15.

I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once,

But it flopped,
Nobody came

You know you're ugly when....

it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
(add your own)

A rabbi and a priest...

take a group of kids on a spiritual trip to the Holy Land. During the flight, the pilot announces,
" The plane is going down, we only have two parachutes. I'm taking one. You guys figure out who gets the other one"
The priest says, " We should give it to one of the kids."
The rabbi grabs the chute and says, " I have a life to live! F*ck the kids! "

The priest thinks, and says,
"Do you think we have time?? "

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