Group Jokes

187 group jokes and hilarious group puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about group that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Group Short Jokes

Short group jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The group humour may include short team jokes also.

  1. Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join... She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former
  2. Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed? Everyone else is forbiden
  3. A group of Karens are sitting at a restaurant together. A waiter approaches and asks, Is anything OK?
  4. What's the male version of a Karen called? I don't know but a group of them is called a Senate.
  5. They say one in ten men are homosexual In my group of friends I'm pretty sure it's Marc. He's really cute
  6. My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
  7. Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party. Lady: Do you mean a choir?
    Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group?
  8. Why do koi fish travel in groups of four? To protect the group from predators. When attacked, kois A, B, and C will go in one direction. The fourth one is the D koi.
  9. There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
  10. Why do white teenage girls always hang out in groups of 3, 5 or 7? They just, like, literally can't even

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Group One Liners

Which group one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with group? I can suggest the ones about organisation and joining.

  1. What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony
  2. How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? Why must it be a group activity?
  3. What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
  4. Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3s, 5s and 7s? Because they can't even.
  5. Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7? Because they can't even.
  6. How do you get a group of loud Canadians to leave a party? You ask them.
  7. Why do you always see teen girls in groups of three? Because they literally can't even.
  8. Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.
  9. Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me.
  10. What is the scientific name for anti-vaxxers during a pandemic? The control group.
  11. Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5 and 7? Because they literally can't even
  12. What do you call a group of babies? an Infantry
  13. What do you call a group of confused spanish speaking racists? The ¿Qué Qué Qué?
  14. What do you call a group of people with something in common, but hate each other? drivers
  15. It dawned on me why teenagers are always in groups of 3 or 5 Because they can't even

Support Group Jokes

Here is a list of funny support group jokes and even better support group puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped,
    Nobody came
  • I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly.
  • Welcome to the plastic surgery addiction support group I see a lot of new faces around
  • what do you call a support group for people who talk too much? On and on Anon
  • There's a support group dedicated to those addicted to plastic surgery... The leader walks in and says "Wow, I see a lot of new faces. I have to say I'm disappointed!"
  • What do you call a support group for compulsive talkers? On and on anon.
  • Dads (Dad support group)
    Hi, I'm dad
    "Hi dad, I'm dad"
    *room breaks into laughter*
    *dads starts building a shed together*
  • Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.
  • I've just joined a procrastinators support group. Ìt is called Wait Watchers.
  • I invited my erectile dysfunction support group over for a BBQ... Nobody came.

Control Group Jokes

Here is a list of funny control group jokes and even better control group puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • People give anti-vaxxers a hard time, but they gave us one important thing... A control group for our studies confirming that vaccines do not cause autism.
  • A scientist couple had identical twins... They named one Peter and the other one Control Group.
  • My wife said she wants to experiment more in the bedroom Unfortunately, it looks likeI'm in the control group.
  • On my way home from work today I was listening to Placebo.. I thought I was listening to something else, but obviously I was the control group.
  • Did you hear about the man from the experimental group that was arrested? He was out of control.
  • How would a giant robot that's controlled by multiple people be rendered useless? Make operating it a school group project!
  • I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors. I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.
  • Why wouldn't a mad scientist destroy the world? A mad scientist would never destroy the world.
    ...Half the world maybe. That would be enough to have a control group.
  • I'm doing a science experiment on comedy where I tell people a joke and see their reaction. Welcome to the control group.
  • My wife told me she wants to experiment in the bedroom. Apparently, I got put into the control group.
Group joke, My wife told me she wants to experiment in the bedroom.

Family Group Jokes

Here is a list of funny family group jokes and even better family group puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Want to follow social distancing guidelines but still meet with your friends and family? Just gather in groups of three, as there will be 6 feet between all of you :)
  • There are two kinds of people: those who know the meaning of the word 'inflammable', and I would like to offer my condolences to the grieving families of the second group.
  • My mom just posted in our family group: "It's our fat ones birthday today!" She is referring to our cat.
    10 minutes later, I get a message from my dad: "Happy birthday kid."
  • What do you call a group of people who smoke together? A joint family
  • Growing up was hard for me because my family was constantly moving. We were all in a dance group together.
  • Worst dad jokes are emoticons Had a group message with family and my sister wanted to go get coffee. So my dad sent this
    *$ Enjoy
  • What do a group of necrophiliacs tell their families they're doing when they're going to hang out. "I'm off to crack open a cold one with the boys."

    I mean...not technically lying is it?
  • Did you here about the support group for dads who make dumb jokes around their families? Yeah, it's "fo' pas".

Rap Group Jokes

Here is a list of funny rap group jokes and even better rap group puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's North Korea's favourite rap group? Run, DMZ!
  • What do you call a rap group of North Korean defectors? Run-DMZ
  • Lil Nas X, Lil Baby, and Lil Pump made a new rap group It's called Shrink Rap
  • Did you hear about that rap group that got arrested? Apparently they've been charged with conspiracy to commit rhyme.
  • What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12
  • What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group? Gorillaz
  • Why is the rap group Migos called Migos? Because they're all aMigos
  • What do you call a group of three rapping friends? A Migos.
  • What's Pingu's favourite rap group? Noot-tang clan.
  • Did you hear about the mexican rap group? They're called ÑWA
Group joke, Did you hear about the mexican rap group?

Unearthly Funniest Group Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about group you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean organization jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make group pranks.

What do you call a group of unvaccinated children?

A Plagueround

Did you know that a group of crows is called a m**...?

Well, technically it's only a m**... if there's probable caws.

They say that 1 out of a group of 5 guys is gay....

I'm really hoping it's Jake, because he's *super cute*.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking...

and then I saw her face...

One soldier

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out."
As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"

Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy

who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France." The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

You know you're ugly when....

it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
(add your own)

When I die...

I want the people who I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clown

Go for the juggler

"Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."

Actually this is Oxymoron Club.
"Ok, same difference."
*looks at group*
Oh, this guy is good.

Was walking by a mental hospital when...

I was walking down the street in front of a mental hospital when I heard a large group of people chanting 14, 14, 14, 14. My curiosity got the better of me so I peered through a small hole in the fence at which point a finger immediately poked me in the eye. After a short round of celebration I then heard the people start chanting 15, 15, 15, 15.

The difference between a rock band and a jazz group

The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted t**... group to the most wanted t**... group?

They cut a head

The Artist

I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

I am starting a support group for guys dealing with a**... Asphyxiation.

Our motto is: "Hang in there, we can beat it."

One group of people still can't get married in the US

Ugly people

What do you call a group of chickens dressed up like crows?

A m**... most fowl.
(I'll see myself out...)

I asked a group of women if they found r**... jokes funny. They all said "no!"

But deep down I knew they really meant "yes."

A study conducted by a group of scientists shows that women that have more than 25% body fat live longer than the men who mention it to them

A mathematician goes into an insane asylum

He approaches a group of gentleman and asks:
How much is 9 minus 3?
First guy answers: "Potato."
Nope. I'm afraid that is incorrect. Anybody else?
"Tuesday." Replies a second.
Wrong again.
"Six!" Answers a third.
Ah! Very good. Tell me how did you figure that out?
"Simple! I just multiplied Tuesday and Potato and subtracted 83.

When I was a child, I was r**... by a group of mimes.

They performed unspeakable acts on me.

I was r**... by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things to me

They say there's a person capable of m**... in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.

Mathematicians in a bar

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a pint, the second a half a pint, the third 1/4 pint, the fourth 1/8... the bartender gets impatient, gives the whole group 2 pints and says "you guys dont know your limits..."

what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music

mount rushmore

What's the most commonly misspelt blood group?


What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians?

Comic Sans

Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.

They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic t**... group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."

What's the difference between a mad engineer and a mad scientist?

The mad engineer builds an efficient, well-desined death ray and destroys the world in one blow.
The mad scientist builds his death ray and divides the world into three randomised groups: an experimental group to be killed, a control group to be spared and a group that is told they are dead to account for the placebo effect.

Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer'

Well, it turns out writing "my money is on cancer every time" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail.

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer....

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.

Who are the most h**...-e**... pop group at Hogwarts?

Wand e**....

An alcoholic is sitting at a bar

He orders two shots. He proceeds to pour out the first one all over the bar, downs the second one and then orders two more. He pours out the first one on the bar, downs the second one and orders two more.
The bartender asks him why he keeps pouring out the first shot all over the bar.
The alcoholic replies with "My AA group said all I need to do is avoid that first drink."

A rabbi and a priest...

take a group of kids on a spiritual trip to the Holy Land. During the flight, the pilot announces,
" The plane is going down, we only have two parachutes. I'm taking one. You guys figure out who gets the other one"
The priest says, " We should give it to one of the kids."
The rabbi grabs the c**... and says, " I have a life to live! F*c**... the kids! "
The priest thinks, and says,
"Do you think we have time?? "

What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers..

Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel.

They were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories when the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off.
''Because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...

Perhaps calling it s**... on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...

A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner.

Their waitress walks by and asks "Is anything alright?"

The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly

Sherman marched to the sea

A group of teenagers robbed our local supermarket and stole 180 cans of red bull.

I don't know how these people can sleep at night.

What does Chris Brown call a group of his ex-girlfriends?

The punch line

A muslim man came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I phoned the police..

He's probably part of an extreme mist group

I went shopping with my wife today...

When I came across a group of women in short skirts.
I looked over to my wife and said "Ooh, I bet you wish you had legs like *those*"
She didn't say anything, but I could tell she was upset; I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp into Waitrose.

My friends and I experimented with s**... in high school...

I was the control group

What do you call a group of crows who see food?

A tempted m**....
I'll see myself out now.

What do you get when you cross necrophilia with group s**...?

Popping open a cold one with the boys

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first says, I'll have a beer. The second says, I'll have half a beer. The third says, I'll have a quarter of a beer. Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. Come on, now, he says to the group, You guys have got to learn your limits.

Which rock group has 4 men that can't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Is it okay to hate a certain race?

I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.

A child with an imaginary friend is normal

An adult with an imaginary friend is strange,
And a group of people with an imaginary friend is called religion.

What is the name of a rock group that has four members yet none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

How do you spot a gay man in a group of n**... women?

It's not hard.

A group of deaf people get together to protest

The group begins chanting
What do we want?
Hearing aids!
When do we want them?
Hearing aids!

How to find out if you're old or not:

Fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young. If they panic, you're old.

Dolphin joke...made it up myself today. :)

An aquarium guide brought a group of visitors around to see the dolphins, which were split up into two tanks. In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun, playing around with a beach ball. In the second tank the dolphins were training, working hard on a new trick. One of the visitors asked the guide, "So is this tank for the more serious dolphins?" The guide said, "Yes, for all intensive porpoises."

Saw a group of 4 guys beating up an old guy earlier and decided to step in

He never stood a chance against 5 of us

I am disgusted by the youth of today....

Let me start by saying my girlfriend is 20 years younger than me. I am 39 and my girlfriend is 19, the amount of a**... I got from a group of teenagers inside the restaurant was nothing short of vile.....comments like PEADO NONCE KIDDY FIDDLER
It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.

An old farmer was picking apples. After filling up a bucket and walking back to the farm, he saw a group of beautiful women swimming in his pond

As he got closer, he realized they were skinny dipping. When the group noticed the old farmer approaching them, one girl shouts to him "we are not coming out until you turn away". The farmer, thinking quick, holds up the bucket of apples and says "I'm just here to feed the gator anyway"

What does a group of Italians say when they start a diet?

Ciao belli

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does everything have to be a group activity?

I'm a tour guide at a museum, and when I told a group that the fossil they were looking at was 65 million years and 3 weeks old, they asked me where the 3 weeks came from.

I said well it was 65 millions years old when I was hired here, and that was 3 weeks ago.

What do you call a group of Soviet snipers?


Little Johnny, a young American boy, is down at the shops when..

He sees a group of disgruntled looking Australian tourists holding maps and wandering around.
Being the inquisitive young lad that he is he decides to try and find out a bit about them. Although he cant understand a word they're saying he quickly learns that they're from an ancient Australian tribe called the Fakawi!
Excited by this discovery Johnny runs home to tell his mother about his find.
"Mum, mum!", Johnny shouts, "I met native members of the Fakawi tribe today!".
"How did you know who they were?" Mum asks.
"Well that was easy," says little Johnny, "everywhere they went they were telling people, "We're the fakawi!"".

COP: Where were you the night of the m**...?

CROW: I was with a group of friends
COP: What would you call that group?
CROW: …I want a lawyer

My wife asked me whether I experimented with s**... and drugs when I was in high school.

I said, Yes, but I was part of the control group.

I was kidnapped by a group of mimes

They threatened to do unspeakable things !

What do you call a group of g**... waiting in a line?

An LGBTQueue.

Group joke, What do you call a group of g**... waiting in a line?

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