The Best 19 Groundhog Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Groundhog jokes. There are some groundhog raccoon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these groundhog boar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Groundhog Jokes and Puns

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

...six more weeks of bad hockey!


Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day. You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen.

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I watched Groundhog day for the first time yesterday

And the day before, and the day before, and the day before...

The groundhog saw his shadow.

Four more years of suck.

Groundhog Day is a classic.

It sure has great replay value.

I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

Groundhog joke, I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

what animal takes up the most land?

a groundhog.

They should release Groundhog Day 2

And then just re-release the original

I celebrate my own version of Groundhog Day

If I see my abs, I'll go out during beach season

What did the groundhog say to his buddy about to jump off the rock...

Just gopher it.

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Have you ever eaten groundhog?

How about sausages? That's ground hog.

Stop trying to predict the next Arab Spring

Just pencil it in six weeks after Arab Groundhog Day.

Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question

How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?

I have finally watched Groundhog day.

It's about time.

Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?

I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again

Groundhog joke, Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?

A groundhog tried to cross a well by burrowing under it.

It didn't go over well.

Does anyone know any good groundhog day jokes?

Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over...

What did the French groundhog see on February 2nd?

His chateau

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