Groundhog Jokes

Funniest Groundhog Short Jokes

Short groundhog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The groundhog humour may include short hedgehog jokes also.

1. The bartender says: "Not you again" Weatherman Phil Connors walks into the bar.
   Happy groundhog day everyone!
2. Does anyone know any good groundhog day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over...
3. It's Groundhog Day! Celebrate by reposting your favorite joke!
   Just like every other day!
4. Living beside a groundhog means you get one prediction every morning. Yesterday I learned that my tomatoes will be ripe in 6 weeks.
   Today I learned that my dementia is onset and early.
5. Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb... But atleast we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.
6. Girl, your parents must have been groundhogs... Because when I saw your shadow it was spring in my pants.
7. Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
8. Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes? I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again
9. What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!
10. Stop trying to predict the next Arab Spring Just pencil it in six weeks after Arab Groundhog Day.

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Groundhog One Liners

Which groundhog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with groundhog? I can suggest the ones about gopher and guinea pig.

1. what animal takes up the most land? a groundhog.
2. What did the French groundhog see on February 2nd? His chateau
3. What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold.
4. What do you call a pig with no legs? Ground Hog! Happy Groundhog's Day!
5. What's the American settler's spirit animal? The groundhog.
6. What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a Maple Leaf? Six more weeks of hockey.
7. Can't believe the film Groundhog Day came out 26 years ago.... It feels like yesterday.
8. What do you call a pig who spends all day digging in the dirt? A groundhog
9. Groundhogs Day on 2/2/22? Quite the four-two-itous day!
10. Groundhog Day is a classic. It sure has great replay value.
11. Have you ever eaten groundhog? How about sausages? That's ground hog.
12. What did the groundhog say to his buddy about to jump off the rock... Just gopher it.
13. A groundhog tried to cross a well by burrowing under it. It didn't go over well.
14. They should release Groundhog Day 2 And then just re-release the original
15. I have finally watched Groundhog day. It's about time.

Groundhog Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny groundhog day jokes and even better groundhog day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I celebrate my own version of Groundhog Day If I see my abs, I'll go out during beach season
• I watched Groundhog day for the first time yesterday And the day before, and the day before, and the day before...
• Groundhogs Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day. You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen.
• Groundhog Day is a great film Groundhog Day is a great film
• I like my watching Groundhog Day like I like my watching Groundhog Day.

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What funny jokes about groundhog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make groundhog pranks.