The Best 19 Groundhog Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Groundhog jokes. There are some groundhog raccoon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these groundhog boar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Groundhog Jokes and Puns
What's the American settler's spirit animal?
The groundhog.
What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?
...six more weeks of bad hockey!
Groundhogs
Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day. You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen.
I watched Groundhog day for the first time yesterday
And the day before, and the day before, and the day before...
The groundhog saw his shadow.
Four more years of suck.
Groundhog Day is a classic.
It sure has great replay value.
I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events
Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
what animal takes up the most land?
a groundhog.
They should release Groundhog Day 2
And then just re-release the original
I celebrate my own version of Groundhog Day
If I see my abs, I'll go out during beach season
What did the groundhog say to his buddy about to jump off the rock...
Just gopher it.
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Have you ever eaten groundhog?
How about sausages? That's ground hog.
Stop trying to predict the next Arab Spring
Just pencil it in six weeks after Arab Groundhog Day.
Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question
How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
I have finally watched Groundhog day.
It's about time.
Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?
I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again
A groundhog tried to cross a well by burrowing under it.
It didn't go over well.
Does anyone know any good groundhog day jokes?
Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over...
What did the French groundhog see on February 2nd?
His chateau
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