The Best 10 Groundhog Day Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Groundhog Day jokes. There are some groundhog day days jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these groundhog day year puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Groundhog Day Jokes and Puns

I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.

One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

Ground Hog! Happy Groundhog's Day!

Does anyone know any good groundhog day jokes?

Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over...

Can't believe the film Groundhog Day came out 26 years ago....

It feels like yesterday.

Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?

I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again

Groundhog Day is a classic.

It sure has great replay value.

Stop trying to predict the next Arab Spring

Just pencil it in six weeks after Arab Groundhog Day.

I celebrate my own version of Groundhog Day

If I see my abs, I'll go out during beach season

They should release Groundhog Day 2

And then just re-release the original

I have finally watched Groundhog day.

It's about time.

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We suggest to use only working groundhog day day piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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