Ground Beef Cow Jokes
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- What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!
A cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
A cow with 2 legs?
YO MAMA - I don't know why they need to specify that certain beef is ground beef... ... cause I've never seen a cow that could fly or swim
- Cow Joke * What do you call a cow with no legs - Ground Beef
* What do you call a cow with three legs - Lean Beef
* What do you call a cow with two legs - your mother - What do you call a cow with no legs? What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
A steak
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
your mom :) - Labelling cows What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What about one with 3 legs? That's lean beef.
What about one with 2 legs? That's just you. - Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef - An original joke (50% of it is) What do you call it when a cow falls over?
Ground beef.
What do you call it when yo mama falls over?
You don't call it you call emergency earthquake services. - Two types of cows Now, everyone knows that a cow without legs is called ground beef, but what do you call a cow with only one leg?
A calf. - More cow jokes If a cow with no legs is ground beef then would you say to a cow wearing stilts that the steaks have been raised?
- Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Ground Beef Cow One Liners
Which ground beef cow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ground beef cow? I can suggest the ones about bovine cow and beef.
- Why is ground beef so popular? Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
- What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef
- What do you call a cow struck by lightning? Ground Beef
- What do you call a cow that can't be electrocuted? Ground Beef.
- What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef
- What do you call a cow on the barn floor? Ground beef
- What do you call a ran over cow? Ground beef
- What do you call a cow underground? *Ground beef*
- What do you call a siting cow? [Ground Beef!](#s)
- What did the farmer call the dead cow? GROUND Beef!
Ground Beef Cow Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ground beef cow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lean beef jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ground beef cow pranks.
more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?
Matt.
The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."
"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."
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Bunch of jokes I found from a video, thought they would be good for some ice breakers.
What phone carriers do nuns use? v**... mobile
Why is their bill so high? Because they're roman ( roamin ) catholic
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef
no legs? ground beef
2 legs? YOUR MOM!
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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef. how about a cow with three legs? lean beef. but what do you call a cow with 2 legs?
your mom.
Animals missing legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It Doesn't matter, it is not going to come anyways.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a cat with no legs?
General Tso's chicken
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lean beef
3 bad dad jokes
I use these back to back to back all the time.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSHHHHHHHH
I tried to tell my daughter some jokes….
Me: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Her: Ground beef.
Me: What do you call a cow with one leg?
Her: Steak.
Me: What do you call a cow with two legs?
Her: Mommy.
Jokes told by my tour guide while rafting.
* Why doesn't anyone tell knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
* What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
* What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
* What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
A steak.
Cow tipping.
If you succeed in tipping a cow only part way, such that only one of its feet is till on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.
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What do you call a cow with....?
What do you call a cow with 2 right legs? Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs and an attitude? Your wife.
Jokes from my Nana: what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
What do you call a cow with four legs? A cow.
Thanks Nana.
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A cow with no legs is ground beef. A cow with 3 legs is lean beef. But what do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your Mom
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Stake
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef…
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean Beef…
What do you call a cow with 1 leg?
Steak…
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your Mom
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What's a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What's a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
Now, what's a cow with 2 legs?
>!Your Mom!<